Comrade Isbariya Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Because you didn't ask! Why did I run out of coke again?
Guest Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 You didnt buy any. Do you want me to bring some with me when I come to the BBQ?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Awww... I already got some, but I still have some goodies left. Want some sausages and a steak plus fresh salad?
Millicent Bystander Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 yes please how far would I walk for Steak?
Laura Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 As far as it steaks. Why are bad puns considered bad?
Millicent Bystander Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 because they never meat our expectations how do we stop a bad pun run once it's started?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 Just ignore it until it gets better Why did the moon look like a huge plate of cheese in the morning? That made me hungry!
Guest Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 Tequilla Why does tequilla in UK have no worm in the bottle?
Laura Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 Because that actually is really stupid. Is there something behind me?
Millicent Bystander Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 no, you turned around so it's in front of you now what is it?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 It's your mom asking you to clean up your mess already. What's that I see under your bed?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 22, 2016 Posted July 22, 2016 'Coz you're not Obama. Isn't that obvious? Why do meteorologists always lie? Where the hell is the thunderstorm they promised? :C
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 23, 2016 Posted July 23, 2016 I took them out for a walk. Where on earth did you find them?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 24, 2016 Posted July 24, 2016 I locked them in my wardrobe for... a reason... Shall I release them?
Comrade Isbariya Posted July 24, 2016 Posted July 24, 2016 We're on Tatooine, didn't you notice? With its two suns burning the hell out of us. (at least it feels that way. xD) I've released them, now what should I lock in my wardrobe now?
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