Guest Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 In your pocket. Why have you lost your keys and money?
Laura Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 Because i don't know how to dance. How late is dance class?
Guest Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 You missed it. Why did you miss the dance class?
Laura Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 Because i thought i was supposed to moonwalk to class. How do i moonwalk on mars?
Guest Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 The same as warm but different. Are we winning against the capitalists?
Laura Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 I think we are doing fine. Where are the capitalists?
ThatSeasonsGal Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Cause they're scared Why are they scared?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 because of the laser gummy bear inquisition. why theres no barbecue tree?
Dirtylittlekristine Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 There is, it's called hickory. Why do crappy youtube channels have Patreons?
Guest Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Dunno, you'll have to ask them. What did the apples say?
Laura Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 They are saying it's all your fault. What are they talking about?
Laura Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Because they have something to say. Which colour is mars?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Glorious Red of course! Why do you hold sentient martian apples as hostages?
Laura Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 These sentient martian apples taste great. Why are there sentient martian apples?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 They are a byproduct of our program to create sentient attack pumpkin soldiers. Did the apples scream when you ate them?
Laura Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 They laughed and wanted to die. Who were you going to attack?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Uranus *badum tss* Should we stop developing the Banzai Bananas on Mars?
Guest Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Nope you need them to stop the killer cucumbers from holding a military coupe. Why does Mars have so many problems with fruit and veg?
Laura Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Because they have not been kind to their veggies. What did they do wrong?
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