Cloe Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Bad news: the cocks won't stay idle and will put themselves to good use for you not to do that.
Thulas Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Good News: I have many female cats to take care of then.
CoxcombCornking Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Bad News: You have to avoid saying c*(rooster)*k and p*(cat)*y in the same sentence. Â Â Today's out-of-context joke punchline: Brought to you by the fine people at Internet Safety Through Censorship Council. Â ...suddenly the donkey comes to a complete stop, and will not budge, So, the would-be farmer asks the young lady: "Ma'am, could I ask a favor of you? Would you kindly hold my (redacted) and (redacted)t while I scratch my (redacted)?"
CoxcombCornking Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Bad News: KFC's restroom sinks are out of order.
nonusnomeni Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 good news but there is still a stand with roasted chicken
CoxcombCornking Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Bad news: But it's all poop finger chicken. Â Traditional, extra crispy, and tender roast.....poop finger chicken.
CoxcombCornking Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Bad news: Eaten by pinworms you got from the KFC poop finger chicken.
Thulas Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Good News: I never ate anything from KFC yet, so I am not affected by such things.
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 bad news: kfc is the base for 99% of the foodstuff produced in the whole world
Thulas Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Good News: I am vegetarion from now on. Not.
CoxcombCornking Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Bad news: Direct meat consumption itself is not the only way to receive pin worms. Enjoy your pin worms. :-) ~ ~ ~
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 bad news: plastic chickens are even worse for you than kfc.
Thulas Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Good News: My caremeter just reached "I give a fuck".
Thulas Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Good News: Buritos are still on earth; somewhere.
Rasta the Lion Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Good news: Mexic is always opened for tourists.
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