Good News, Bad News - II

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, you now have the time but lack ideas.

[Thulas]

Good News: He can read, which will be a good thing tomorrow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, what if tomorrow will be no more.

[Thulas]

Good news: wait, wait, wait! Too much coffee! need to wait!

[nonusnomeni]

bad news there is no such thing as to much coffee

[Thulas]

Good thing: I don't eve care that it should be "news"

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, sun is extinguished. Earth starts to wipe out day by day.

[Thulas]

Good News: Finally! The reign pf the sun is over!

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, we've had brighter days. Brighter for real.

[formel]

Good News: Sun will become bigger and brighter over the years.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Not forever though.

[CoxcombCornking]

Good news:

You've just wet your pants

[PantherXoXTaco]

Bad news, your pee was actually blood.

[CoxcombCornking]

Good news:

Your ride is here.

[Thulas]

Bad News: It's actually yours.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, christmas presents for Rasta !

[nonusnomeni]

bad news it is only empty box

[Thulas]

Good News: Dick in a box!

[nonusnomeni]

bad news for poor rasta

[Thulas]

Good News: Your house made out of grappa still isn't empty.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news (only for you) but your head is :lol:

[Thulas]

Good News: Void is the true essence of life.

[CoxcombCornking]

Bad news:

You are all out of Void Essence.

[Thulas]

Good News: I can kill chickens to get more.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news: they are big fat cocks, those chickens.