Good News, Bad News - II

[Thulas]

Bad News: The door closes in front of you, you won't be able to use the one inside oft the warm house.

[nonusnomeni]

good news but i am inside

[Thulas]

Bad News: You came inside?

[nonusnomeni]

good news and open fire place make nice smell of burned wood

[Thulas]

Bad News: You don't have matches to light the chimney.

[nonusnomeni]

good news for that i have sla...errr... my uman family

[Thulas]

Bad News: Sla...errr... human families get abolished.

[nonusnomeni]

good news then they will become workers

 

even better

slave is private property and everybody take care about his own property

worker if starve to death will be replaced by another

[Thulas]

Bad News: You need to pay workers.

[nonusnomeni]

good news nope (according to laws in my country)  (and yes that is true)

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, everyone seems to be playing god around here.

[nonusnomeni]

good news and you are ninjaed

 

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[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, gods are real as my third testicle.

[nonusnomeni]

good news since you was have vasectomy i believe you

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, you abuse and get abused accordingly.

[formel]

Good News: With intense gamma-radiation therapy you may grow a fourth testicle so it's even again.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news so you are new Master

[formel]

Good News: You can keep the lion. Cat and cat that fits well.

[Cloe]

Bad news, there is also weed between them.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, not anymore. Rasta smokes that already.

[TiredGerman]

Bad news: It was bad weed. You are tripping balls and bumping into furniture.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news that is some bad sht

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, christmas comes and we get presents.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news and you will be present

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news; Springfield nuclear plant is leaking radioactive waste once again. Raindeers are raining everywhere!