Good News, Bad News - II

[Cloe]

Bad news, night still isn't here, so I'm still at work, which means there is always a chance this wifi will drop and I'm let to count the ceiling dots.

[Thulas]

Good News: For every wifi that drops, 10 will follow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, not if someone accidentally gets his claws stuck on the wifi cables.

[Thulas]

Good News: You now wear socks around your paws.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, sharp claws vs linen ? You can see the results.

[Thulas]

Good News: Not-sharp-anymore claws.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, let me test that on you, then.

[Thulas]

Good News: It works.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, your skin tells otherwise.

[nonusnomeni]

good news he was skinned little annoying brat

[Thulas]

Bad News: Not nice to do such things to cats.

[Cloe]

Good news: Saturday, wohooo !

[Thulas]

Bad News: Monday slowly will crawl towards you.

[nonusnomeni]

good news Monday fast will run towards you...

[Thulas]

Bad News: Tu quoque, mi fili Brute

[Guest Youngmemer]

Good news, you found a doughnut in the fridge

[Thulas]

Bad News: I have no fridge.

[Guest Youngmemer]

Good news, you neighbor gives you their old fridge. 

[Thulas]

Bad News: There is no neighbor. Marina got hungry and drained them dry.

Also Bad News: You don't know who she is.

[Guest Youngmemer]

Good news, you stole Marina's fridge
Also good news, you stole her car too 

[Thulas]

Bad News: She never owned a car. Or fridge.

[Guest Youngmemer]

Good news, she had a motorcycle, and a freezer

[Thulas]

Bad News: Not even that. All she owns is modified set of the Lustmord armor and a crossbow.

[Guest Youngmemer]

Good news, Her sister actually has a fridge.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Nope. Her sister (Titanic) doesn't own anything. And no, she doesn't have a brother.