Good News, Bad News - II

[Laura]

Good news:

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Just one banana

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Good news: You can get more.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: But I prefer all these      

[TomatoEddie]

good news: these        go great with this .

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: A blasphemer walks among us

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Good news: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[TomatoEddie]

bad news: "it" has been dead twice, and came back. :P

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Good News: what has died once can die again

[Laura]

Bad news: we're talking about murder again.

[Guest]

Good News: We're talking about murder again.

[Laura]

Bad news: They found the body.

[Guest]

Good News: It was stuffed with straw.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Now they're bringing up torture charges . . .

[Guest]

Good News: It's just another one down.

[Laura]

Bad news: They found feathers.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Good News: They can't prove anything!

[Mrs Bittters]

Bad News:  I've joined in on the fun here 

[Laura]

Good news: more people = more silly posts.

[Guest]

Bad News: More people = Greater energy expenditure = More resources consumed = ????? = Profit.

[Laura]

Good news: more people = more equations.

[Guest]

Bad News: More people = Smiles going for miles until careening to a chasm below.

[Laura]

Good news: I think i'm going to start modding.

[Mrs Bittters]

Bad news: Bethesda gets word of this and makes a patch that breaks everyone's Skyrim.

[Guest]

Good News: The Bethesda offices spontaneously burst into flames.