Good News, Bad News - II

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Good news: I can crap for you, so you get the opportunity "to do more", you sick fuck.

[Millicent Bystander]

Bad News: I think you just turned us into a human Centipede

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Good News: I'm potentially surviving academic death this week

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News: That is the least of your worries.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Good News: It certainly isn't

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News: With that spirit, I guess you're right.

[Millicent Bystander]

Good News: tomorrow is the last working day for me this year

[EllieSuraCremisi]

bad news you also lost your house keys

[nonusnomeni]

good news she's still here

 

meh more like bad news but...

 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News: And so am I.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Good News: Finish exams tomorrow, handed in a graduate or not project on time, yeah

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News: I don't want to pour salt into your wounds, but... 

 

 

 

 

 

[TaylorVain]

qweqwe

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Bad News: I don't want to pour salt into your wounds, but... 

 

 

 

 

 

good news you are his new customer

[ThatSeasonsGal]

*her

 

Bad News: Don't think I'll be doing that just yet

[Millicent Bystander]

Good News: there are other viable career options

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News, Don't tell me about it.

[Millicent Bystander]

Good News: like I was going to do something like that.

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad News: That's good news to me!

[EllieSuraCremisi]

good news: you just got a million dollars

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: In monopoly money

[Millicent Bystander]

Good news: or Zim Dollars

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Bad news: It was a lie!

[JynnCross]

Good news: you were lying about the lie

[Millicent Bystander]

Bad News: liars get 20 lashes