The Banning Game - II

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

(nice colour combination) 
 

¡ ¡ ¡ BANNED ! ! ! 

for not understanding the most elementary concept of Evolution; such as — e.g.:
• a baby needs to learn the process of toddling before s/he can start walking;
• the same baby, now a child, needs to learn the process of walking before s/he can start running;
• the same child, now a young teen, has to learn the process of running before s/he can become an actual runner;

• the same young teen, now a fully-grown teen, has to have some practice before s/he can become a proficient and competitive runner;
• and so forth.
in fast-posting sense: while i'm still a toddler, you're already full-grown teen.

 

 

> Banned for posting too long ban.

[ZenBuddhist]

3 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for posting too long ban.

¡ ¡ ¡ BANNED ! ! !

for hating my guts, crossing your heart and hoping me to die, and making me cry out of desperation!

[DonQuiWho]

54 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

(nice colour combination) 
 

¡ ¡ ¡ BANNED ! ! ! 

for not understanding the most elementary concept of Evolution; such as — e.g.:
• a baby needs to learn the process of toddling before s/he can start walking;
• the same baby, now a child, needs to learn the process of walking before s/he can start running;
• the same child, now a young teen, has to learn the process of running before s/he can become an actual runner;

• the same young teen, now a fully-grown teen, has to have some practice before s/he can become a proficient and competitive runner;
• and so forth.
in fast-posting sense: while i'm still a toddler, you're already full-grown teen.

 

BANNED! for posting something that was so long that I was frightened that I would die before ge

[ZenBuddhist]

8 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for posting something that was so long that I was frightened that I would die before ge

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 

† † † B A N N E D † † †

 

for dying before completing your sentence!
 

[worik]

3 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

BANNED! for having a jolly good laugh about recently deceased ?

Spoiler

 

 

[ZenBuddhist]

47 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED! for having a jolly good laugh about recently deceased ?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for presuming someone is actually deceased only because s/he impersonated her/his own death.
 

 

[DonQuiWho]

7 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for posting something that was so long that I was frightened that I would die before ge

BANNED! for having had my putrefying corpse ? dug up by a friendly Resurrectionist

[ZenBuddhist]

3 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for having had my putrefying corpse ? dug up by a friendly Resurrectionist

 

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for getting support from a Resurrectionist!

[DonQuiWho]

9 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for getting support from a Resurrectionist!

BANNED! for not seeming to realise just how expensive all those addon's were. 

 

(The dong only gets added after I've paid the last installment .... and the purple veins and associated artwork will require even more cash afterwards)

[ZenBuddhist]

1 hour ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for not seeming to realise just how expensive all those addon's were. 

 

(The dong only gets added after I've paid the last installment .... and the purple veins and associated artwork will require even more cash afterwards)

¡ • • • B A N N E D • • • !

for failing to realise the Dongus (Latin for Dong) is actually there; the resurrectionist only moved it to the face and had it placed where the nose was previously located in order to facilitate things for the user. please see note number 34 — duly marked on the plate correction i post below.

 

Spoiler

 

[DonQuiWho]

5 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

¡ • • • B A N N E D • • • !

for failing to realise the Dongus (Latin for Dong) is actually there; the resurrectionist only moved it to the face and had it placed where the nose was previously located in order to facilitate things for the user. please see note number 34 — duly marked on the plate correction i post below.

 

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BANNED! for being in over your Dong in bad Photoshopping

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for being in over your Dong in bad Photoshopping

> Banned for not putting the quote in the spoiler or erasing the picture.

[ZenBuddhist]

19 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

Banned for not putting the quote in the spoiler or erasing the picture.

wow!

 

! ! ! B A N N E D ! ! !

for using an avatar with beautiful red lips and nail contrasting with such white skin and teeth!

[DonQuiWho]

17 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for not putting the quote in the spoiler or erasing the picture.

BANNED! for moaning about how we serve bans on others

[ZenBuddhist]

7 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for moaning about how we serve bans on others

 

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for using the word "moaning" instead of "whining," or "complaining," or even "grousing."

 

[DonQuiWho]

1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for using the word "moaning" instead of "whining," or "complaining," or even "grousing."

 

BANNED! for talking about 'grousing' before 'The Glorious 12th'

[ZenBuddhist]

39 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for talking about 'grousing' before 'The Glorious 12th'

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for referring to "The Glorious 12th of August" — the date that marks the start of the shooting season for the Red Grouse in some countries — while we are still in the 24th of June!!!

[worik]

3 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

The Glorious 12th of August

BANNED for mis-using the 12th of August!.

A date where everybody is silent for a minute in memory of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Fleming

Spoiler

 

 

[ZenBuddhist]

49 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for mis-using the 12th of August!.

A date where everybody is silent for a minute in memory of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Fleming

 

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! ! 

for the unfairness in using the shocking decease of [ the outstanding ] Mr. Fleming as an excuse for having me B A N N E D ! ! !
while there is a "Bond; James Bond," Mr. Fleming shall remain immortal! just like Elvis — who is alive and has never left the building.

[ZenBuddhist]

11 minutes ago, bumzel said:

if someone bans me theyre racist

and  ¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! !

for associating the banning process with discrimination. in this thread we ban indiscriminately — no racism whatsoever involved!

[worik]

11 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

*** erased ***

+++  ... BANNED +++ ...

For talking too much in this business

Spoiler

 

 

[ZenBuddhist]

13 minutes ago, worik said:

+++  NOT BANNED +++

For keeping your silence in this business

¡ ¡ ¡ b a n n e d ! ! ! 

f o r • n o t • p o s t i n g • a n o t h e r • "B o n d ; J a m e s • B o n d" • v i d e o • s h o w i n g • t h e • a c t u a l • e n d • c r e d i t s • ! • ! • !

[DonQuiWho]

23 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

¡ ¡ ¡ b a n n e d ! ! ! 

f o r • n o t • p o s t i n g • a n o t h e r • "B o n d ; J a m e s • B o n d" • v i d e o • s h o w i n g • t h e • a c t u a l • e n d • c r e d i t s • ! • ! • !

BOANNED! - as shouted in a Scottish coloured burr - for failing to credit the Boned ladies, red, yellow, black and white, for whose deflowering, defilement, decease or other denouement, James was so famous

[Caster Medea]

The Scotts ruined Scotland. And they also ruined your political protection, which means you might as well be considered as banned from social interactions and..life, probably. But to be fair, who even would be bothered by the latter part?

[DonQuiWho]

12 minutes ago, Caster Medea said:

The Scotts ruined Scotland. And they also ruined your political protection, which means you might as well be considered as banned from social interactions and..life, probably. But to be fair, who even would be bothered by the latter part?

BANNED! for life, for not even being able to make as simple a mistake as describe Scots as Scotch.  The most suitable punishment for such a heinous crime is to watch and, above all, listen to this until you can say "llevin" perfectly.  Then you can find a lift to work in ...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU