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The Banning Game - II


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Posted
48 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for casting aspersions on my mum!

Banned because "aspersions" looks like "asparagus," and I don't like asparagus.

Posted
7 hours ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED because only vegetables thing that 'aspersions' look like themselves

Banned for not being a vegetable.

Posted
19 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for making me almost succumb to the Sin of Pride

Banned for not taking pride in your humility.

Posted
4 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for being too clever by half

Banned for using the British English  "too clever by half" rather than the U.S. English "smarty pants."

Posted
20 minutes ago, chocula said:

Banned for using the British English  "too clever by half" rather than the U.S. English "smarty pants."

BANNED for being unaware that your counterpart is pantsless.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for being unaware that your counterpart is pantsless.

Banned for making stuff up about the pantsful or panstless state of said counterpart.

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for being pants at spelling pantsless

Banned for mentioning "pantsless" but not "pantsful."

Edited by chocula
Posted
3 hours ago, chocula said:

Banned for reading it.

 

BANNED, then, for posting what, if it was not worthy of being read, must have been something which you knew to be pointless nonsense from the outset

Posted
16 hours ago, chocula said:

Banned for convoluted syntax.

 

BANNED for castigating those who seek to properly convey messages, by using correctly structured language and precise terminology

Posted
3 hours ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for castigating those who seek to properly convey messages, by using correctly structured language and precise terminology

Banned for not doing that.

Posted
3 hours ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for forgetting that the new week starts today

Banned for that not being true in probably most of the world.

Posted
40 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said:

 

BANNED for seemingly having sympathy with the uncivilised

BANNED for trying to civilise the uncivilized

Posted
5 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for trying to civilise the uncivilized

Banned because you no doubt hang toilet paper rolls the wrong way.

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