ZenBuddhist Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 56 minutes ago, Psalam said: Women in underclothing: 1001 nights of nuptial consummation — 1000 of those only to get undressed. farm girl's best friend:
Psalam Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 Quote 33 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: 1001 nights of nuptial consummation — 1000 of those only to get undressed. farm girl's best friend: I expect a farm girl's best friend looks more like this: Lot 392: Madison Double Derringer .38 Special Cal. (Serial # 9771
worik Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: I expect a farm girl's best friend looks more like this: farm girl vs. city boy .... Let me guess a city boy's best friend ? 1
Psalam Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 Quote 40 minutes ago, worik said: farm girl vs. city boy .... Let me guess a city boy's best friend ? Then again it may be this (for less than $97.73 USD):
ZenBuddhist Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Psalam said: Then again it may be this (for less than $97.73 USD): or perhaps this?
worik Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 57 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: or perhaps this? Is it the new dress code at ... ? ?
Psalam Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 Quote 38 minutes ago, worik said: Is it the new dress code at ... ? ? Nah. I think this is the uniform there (available for less than $97.76 USD):
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Psalam said: Nah. I think this is the uniform there (available for less than $97.76 USD): Captain Picard; "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."
worik Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, ZenBuddhist said: Captain Picard; "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." Make sure to have the right cables
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 4 hours ago, worik said: Make sure to have the right cables And the right stick: File:20150725 1748 DM Leichtathletik Frauen Stabhochsprung 9779.jpg 1
worik Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 27 minutes ago, Psalam said: And the right stick: The camera guy in the background has lost his battery pack Please give it back to him, before he fails to capture the new world record.
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 16 minutes ago, worik said: The camera guy in the background has lost his battery pack Please give it back to him, before he fails to capture the new world record. Too late! THEY are coming for him: 9781 - Czech - Air Force Mil Mi-171
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: Too late! THEY are coming for him: better give him a ring. his phone number, in case you need it:
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: better give him a ring. his phone number, in case you need it: I think this guy may have been calling for pizza (vegetarian, of course): File:ThomomysBottae 9783
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 22 minutes ago, Psalam said: I think this guy may have been calling for pizza (vegetarian, of course): possibly; nonetheless, i was told it's likely to be one of these kids:
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 2 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: possibly; nonetheless, i was told it's likely to be one of these kids: Then pack 'em up: 1
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: Then pack 'em up: just a slight change of subject: good morning — great Friday — to you, buddy.
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 20 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: just a slight change of subject: good morning — great Friday — to you, buddy. I looked at yours and thought, "Got Milk?": File:Klauenpflege Kuh 9787.jpg 1
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: I looked at yours and thought, "Got Milk?": well, then: Saturday morning, the husband was in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn — a local teen named Bubba — came in to pee. The husband slyly looked over and was shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba was. He got so surprised he asked Bubba what his secret was. "Well," said the kid, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and that sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to tried it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, asked, "Bubba? Is that you?" yet another (subtle) change of subject,
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 10 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: well, then: Saturday morning, the husband was in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn — a local teen named Bubba — came in to pee. The husband slyly looked over and was shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba was. He got so surprised he asked Bubba what his secret was. "Well," said the kid, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and that sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to tried it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, asked, "Bubba? Is that you?" yet another (subtle) change of subject, You should share your joke here.
ZenBuddhist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 17 minutes ago, Psalam said: You should share your joke here. no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago. as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. *** sad story; really. ? again, another insignificant change of subject: Spoiler *** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread! DAMN! late again!
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 1 minute ago, ZenBuddhist said: no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago. as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. *** sad story; really. ? again, another insignificant change of subject Reveal hidden contents *** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread! You think I bought that? 1
Psalam Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Quote 3 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said: no joke intended, Psalam; i was recounting what happened to "a friend of mine" some years ago. as far as i know, "my friend" still is overcoming the trauma; his wife left him for good so to have Bubba adopted. *** sad story; really. ? again, another insignificant change of subject: Reveal hidden contents *** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH; i'm just kidding! i'll post the joke on that Humour thread! DAMN! late again! With all these duplicate posts this place is really smoking: 1
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