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Guest Lady Luck
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WTF capcom , you made dante look like edward cullen ripp off.

 

 

ok i just got back into covering really shit storm story from last review with me and steven [ co-worker] , man we both out raged by the new hairstyle that supposedly take back when dante on his young days " but fuck that" why the hell black color seriously, i'm not fond on this new dante.

 

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yay make dante look like " highschool dropout!"

 

So the story goes way back on playstation 2 era supposedly related with the original sparda legacy , where dante discovered he had demon power instead on this one he just "claims" himself guardian angel , i'm gonna save the best for last , so your boss showing off in the trailer " spoiler alert" way to go capcom you screwed us again , so the bald guy supposedly to be gatekeepr the "original" gatekeeper yeah you wanna see how lame the joke on this game , this footage were recorded on last year e3. the infamous fuck you joke i'm like omg.. seriously dante swearing now , you wanna know that sound it make dante character look like bs.

 

 

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you wanna know how you see dante in white hair color " devil trigger" so the side from his human form he had black color hows that for a main attraction " it doesn't make any fucking sense at all"

 

above all dmc 1 2 3 4 5 , dmc 2012 is a dumbed down version all 5 of them seriously Dumbed down , dante's signature skil gone , dante's signature rebelion buster gone and other stuff that were already in later series this just waste of money why the fuck does capcom ever approved this piece of shit i want my cutie back!

Guest Lady Luck
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Wouldn't it be better to play the title before calling it shit?

 

you clearly see the boss battle , it's worst then shit , man the joke just disgustingly made by stupid writer , like really " You dumped" that is like idk , we seen the actual Raw gameplay on e3 u wanna know what i quickly packed my bags that day and just left forgetting there's another game release that day , i was angry as hell when they screwed up the game.

 

I wasn't really totally impressed like DMC 5 is way better then this piece of shit, you can already tell its shittier then the title itself.

 

you wanna know what screwed up the whole boss models, look at the succubus it doesn't look anything like that i research the folk legends , succubus supposed to be a female demon , that has both seductive and erotic look , but nooo they want to make a really fugly bitch with no sense of humor quote

 

" i shit on your worthless corpse " <--- really REally? , the sad thing is this footage was mission 2... and has bad start.

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It had terrible writing, "Dante" is annoying as fuck, he's a complete tool, All through out the entire game he acts like a whiny brat, Overlong and unskippable cutscenes and Uninspired environments with a staggering amount of jumping puzzles. The only good thing about it is the combat which is inferior to 4 and 3.

 

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Uhmmm, there are 4 games in the series, DMC being the 5th one...

So, yeah :P

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the new lame Dante annoyed me a lot, but the game wasnt that bad... but not near the old ones. ill stay with the first DMC (released for ps2), Dante was cool and the game was cool. sniff... that old good times...

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Totally hated this reboot.

DMC3 is going to be my favorite for many years to come. I'm surprised how Capcom allowed Ninja Theory to butcher their title.

 

Plus the large amount of swearing in the game makes you wonder if total kids wrote the script.

Guest Lady Luck
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yeah the swearing messed up the game totally , that's the same reaction that my other partner said during the actual assignment seriously "the worst" review we gonna give them , it's same review i would like to write on the magazine but due to random bullshit on LA complaints i can't put any honesty on that part, thank god this forum doesn't have that kind of stupid rules i mean come on look at this game how can you not see this game is this 'bad' i bitch you not the save game part will annoy alot because everytime when the scene plays autoplay will keep popping and hogging your memory and there's no way to save it manually.

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It had terrible writing' date=' "Dante" is annoying as fuck, he's a complete tool, All through out the entire game he acts like a whiny brat, Overlong and unskippable cutscenes and Uninspired environments with a staggering amount of jumping puzzles. The only good thing about it is the combat which is inferior to 4 and 3.

 

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Uhmmm, there are 4 games in the series, DMC being the 5th one...

So, yeah :P

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Pretty much sums it up. The funny thing though is it's getting high marks on pretty much most of the reviews I read.

above all dmc 1 2 3 4 5 ' date=' dmc 2012 is a dumbed down version all 5 of them seriously Dumbed down \

It's one mistake after another, can't blame me for being suspicious. You really need to check your sources. HAHA

Guest Lady Luck
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It had terrible writing' date=' "Dante" is annoying as fuck, he's a complete tool, All through out the entire game he acts like a whiny brat, Overlong and unskippable cutscenes and Uninspired environments with a staggering amount of jumping puzzles. The only good thing about it is the combat which is inferior to 4 and 3.

 

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Uhmmm, there are 4 games in the series, DMC being the 5th one...

So, yeah :P

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Pretty much sums it up. The funny thing though is it's getting high marks on pretty much most of the reviews I read.

above all dmc 1 2 3 4 5 ' date=' dmc 2012 is a dumbed down version all 5 of them seriously Dumbed down \

It's one mistake after another, can't blame me for being suspicious. You really need to check your sources. HAHA

 

 

Seriously marky? Need to check my sources ok i play along on you idiocy , i don't care about your suspicous bs , " need to really check my resource " facepalm " and then end the sentence with haha again with the outdated trolling stop that marky seriously, with that avatar you have you potientaly to become a "loser bait" i'm not being mean here's an advice Go away , Stop replying on my thread.

 

 

Here's A complete list

 

Devil may cry 1 - PS2 Debut

Devil May cry 2 - PS2 Sequel

Devil May cry 3 - PS2 Sequel

Devil May cry 4 - PS3/Xbox360/PC Sequel

Devil May Cry 5 - Is the 2012/2013 version [Reebot]

Since the 2012 ver. doesn't count as sequel prior to new ip transferd to this team barely owned to the crowd, the old team that was supposed to make the sequel idk what's up with that , i didn't cover a whole review/interview my other office mate cover that.

 

what i mean about dumbed down version there's no Skill what dante had back in the day and you tell me i need to check out my source marky, you want me to get my last all 4 review on my past work, that will kick your stupid suspicious .

 

 

There is so many Skills that dante has in the past that's really awosome , why the fuck they took it off FYI marky , i been on that e3 conference with capcom and see the actuall skills menu they showed up forget about ebony & ivory and rebellion Buster moveset , what i mean dumbed dowmn comparing to dmc 4 the boss battle is epic i love nero "Yamato FTW".

 

Again i'm not mad but since everytime you make a coment marky you never reply anything back wow you must awesome troll who fire and then hide , and again marky i challenge you making huge thread like this go outside e3 and debate with other fans on there and see your ass got owned, if i my mistake or the resource not meeting your unethical criteria at least show me specific and valid arguement to support your claim. i seriously challenge you.

Guest Lady Luck
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How about we all take a nice fresh glass of "Lets' calm the hell down" and bring down the personal attacks down a few notches?

 

nah i'm calm down , unless someone trying to be awosome in middle of the conversation don't u hate that. anyway back to dmc

 

Quest: chencellor what are you thoughts on the new dante Aye or nay.

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nah i'm calm down ' date=' unless someone trying to be awosome in middle of the conversation don't u hate that. anyway back to dmc

 

Quest: chencellor what are you thoughts on the new dante Aye or nay.

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Unfortunately, I haven't played any of the DMC games, so I can't have much of a say in the matter. :(

Guest Lady Luck
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nah i'm calm down ' date=' unless someone trying to be awosome in middle of the conversation don't u hate that. anyway back to dmc

 

Quest: chencellor what are you thoughts on the new dante Aye or nay.

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Unfortunately, I haven't played any of the DMC games, so I can't have much of a say in the matter. :(

 

aww need a hug? , anyway if you havent played any dmc series i suggest you pick up the HD NAWW!! go go lol

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aww need a hug? ' date=' anyway if you havent played any dmc series i suggest you pick up the HD NAWW!! go go lol

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I'm not usually the type to reject a free hug, so I won't! :)

 

I'll probably end up playing them at some point. Though that is also what I keep telling myself about Mass Effect. And Dead Space. And Metro 2033...

Guest Lady Luck
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Devil may cry 2012 reebot official theme

 

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" i was right at all my hunch on e3, i know this game gonna be sucks let alone the intro is bad , this is a perfectly smack in the face on older dante saying our dante is good and yours is not Get real peeps this company is butchering your game"

 

 

I felt sorry if people give this game rate 7 , this is very wasteful reboot imo not raising hate, but this game is a marketing bait for people who didn't play the older game i notched angry joe for being a noob , he clearly stated the combat system is dumbed down , i like older dmc game that game make us work hard to unlock powerful weapons even in normal difficulty old dmc is hard,so people like angry joe loved lazy designed game when he complained other game is being lazy WTF, seriously?

 

but that white wig joke just get in me like , the old dante sucks and the new one is better "NOTHING IS BETTER then your dante" ninja theory infact thanks for ruining my favorite game bunch off asshole.

 

GEt this if you want to unlock classic dante you have to go menu and go to options and then see the skin/outfit menu , the most laughable part on this one is they change the hair color to white yeah the only body part not the whole total face and he still look retarded.

 

Now you wanna call me prejudice ok, name one there's worthy to new reebot name one reward that make you feel satisfied like in the past game do the game instantly forget nero? i don't want to write a total lengthy post here guys and plus i already bumping my thread so i ended up here a big dissapointment people like joe need to get a their fact strait if you play original and you know how cool the original is no emo shit , no nothing just strait to the story with dante kicking demon's ass but here idk .. i'm just speechless how they butchered the gameplay alot like they make ebony and ivory worthless "WTF" those guns are supposed to be strong !.

 

i don't want to review this game anymore, screw it i rather review old dmc games , Seriously if they make fun of vergil i'm gonna be pissed as hell , that's least character that you don't want to joke around with same with lady.

 

i'm suprised angry joe didn't mentioned last boss, he just quited the review early lolol. that part is too boring... and yes i did played the latest DMC when it came out , lol my roomate bought the game thinking nero is gonna be in it which is not , we both went like WTF seeing this music video started when the game booted.

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I was thinking about buying this but after seeing the video I think I may have changed my mind. For some reason when Dante talks I can't help but think of shia labeouf lol. DMC was my first PS2 game :( how sad its come to this. The only thing I can think of that is close to it is soul reaver but it seems like that series is dead too.

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I was thinking about buying this but after seeing the video I think I may have changed my mind. For some reason when Dante talks I can't help but think of shia labeouf lol. DMC was my first PS2 game :( how sad its come to this. The only thing I can think of that is close to it is soul reaver but it seems like that series is dead too.

Ever heard of DarkSiders? hehe ;)

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I've read that the new Dante is modelled on one of the producers.

I hate that. I hate the arrogance of someone in charge of the game inserting themselves into it like that. The same thing happened with the Ghostbusters game.

 

But at least the Ghostbusters character was some nobody guy, this is taking an established character and remolding him into an author avatar. Piss off!

Guest Lady Luck
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I was thinking about buying this but after seeing the video I think I may have changed my mind. For some reason when Dante talks I can't help but think of shia labeouf lol. DMC was my first PS2 game :( how sad its come to this. The only thing I can think of that is close to it is soul reaver but it seems like that series is dead too.

Ever heard of DarkSiders? hehe ;)

 

darksiders is about to have reebot in the future since thq is going down at least if darksiders have reebot we cant argue about it , because whenever the character change the lore still sticks to its root but dante fuck this game its sucks.

Guest flingingfeces
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Imho nothing touches DMC 1 and 3. After playing the demo on PS3 of 5 it was clear that the new Dante already needed a reboot...up his ass. I hated the new look and wished he wasn't wearing that god awful looking jacket. I know after beating the game on hard you get to unlock a skin without it, but still. I'm downloading the game on pc as I type this and I hope to god the game is at least fun to play.

 

The demo left a lot to be desired.

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Imho nothing touches DMC 1 and 3.

Agreed' date=' my jump canceling skill is pretty good, though brea and kail are better lol :P

 

After playing the demo on PS3 of 5 it was clear that the new Dante already needed a reboot...up his ass.

What pisses me off the most is his Devil Trigger. God I hate it so much!

And what have they done to VERGIL!! :@

Guest Lady Luck
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Imho nothing touches DMC 1 and 3. After playing the demo on PS3 of 5 it was clear that the new Dante already needed a reboot...up his ass. I hated the new look and wished he wasn't wearing that god awful looking jacket. I know after beating the game on hard you get to unlock a skin without it' date=' but still. I'm downloading the game on pc as I type this and I hope to god the game is at least fun to play.

 

The demo left a lot to be desired.

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not to mentioned failed execution line " you got dumped" its so sad this one making me just blech.

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