Holidays Rant Thread

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Yeah, he wasn't that funny, but at least he had the balls to rant semi accurately on shit folks lack the balls to say.

[Queen Bee]

In my experience, that's how all the really good comedians are. Ten percent funny, ninety percent pissed off wiseman with enormous hairy cojones.

 

Edit: And yes, this goes for the female comedians as well. Balls are not just for men anymore.

[ChancellorKremlin]

I've been consistently disappointed with the female comedian's I've witnessed personally and watched on TV. I'm with the late Christopher Hitchens on this one (may he rest in peace) ...

 

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[Jerbsinator]

You know what I hate about the holidays? People calling it the fucking holidays. Everything is so politically correct nowadays and it's just bullshit. If you get offended when someone says Merry Christmas you really need to jump off a building. People are so fucking sensitive these days, it's just sad.

[Dreamer102]

Every year...

Holiday season...

No money...

 

Depressing.

[Emily]

You can always join group open house Christmas party if you have no money.

 

Well,.. (*chuckle) emily have more invitations then the last year now. she can eat & drink and making merry all days.

 

Last year Christmas was nice, We have a mysterious Christmas beer keg one at the hotel party and share it with everyone in the room and free salmon sushi.

 

Every each group have different decorations, cakes and drinks. But the social festivity warms this hearts and stomach more than food itself.

[AgentChicken]

Christmas used to be a big thing in my family, but since my little brother and I have become adults we really don't see Christmas as a big event any more, However when people in my neighbourhood put up their Christmas lights 2 MONTHS EARLY that's when things get stupid.

 

Not only do the Early Christmas lights get on my nerves there is one that really irritates me. Christmas specials on TV, no matter how many times you play "Shrek the halls" it still wont get entertaining, and not to mention they play "Shrek the Halls' every single fucking year since it came out. And The media likes to make it worse by having "Christmas specials" where they stand around saying bad jokes and pretending to be happy, and the Stupid jokes are the same all year every year by the same woman.

[Guest Lady Luck]

in real life some called me misses scrooge because i hate Christmas that's another thing , and i also hate bright lights that were punching through my eyes , fireworks cant sleep another annoying tards when choir sing boring same song over and over and some of them suck terribly story of my life not meant to offend other people who likes Christmas but hey my ex sends me new game every Christmas XD that's only thing i like free presents. " evil laugh"

 

i have the most disappointing Christmas ever thats why i hate it, every year random office mate start to gave me stupid same flower over and over " are you heffin serious" can they give something like handkerchief lol thats just me i love flowers but u know thats the kinda gift thats so lame pisses you off and u felt u wanna strangle that person playing " u mad bro " jokes on you and " no homo " quotes being said over and over office life really reeks when it comes to Holidays.

[Emily]

Chirstmas day beckon.

 

Emily gathered beef, cakes, liquor, cheese and fruits enough for new year bash.

 

LET THE HOLIDAY BEGIN!

[DoctaSax]

OMG, OMG. It's feckin' here already.

So gather round a senselessly murdered tree, exchange some unwelcome presents that we all maxed out our credit cards for, loosen up yer belts, and gawk at at yer tv spewing out christmas specials! Waitaminit, they're showing that green bastard Shrek again?! Gnnnnnnnnnn

 

Hang on, you say, are you just gonna bitch & moan? Well, no I'm here to help. The bitchin' & moanin' is just a bonus. Let's face it, by tomorrow night you'll be run ragged. You'll be looking for something like:

 

- The BBC's Grumpy Guide to Christmas Which is essential.

- Some anti-Xmas tunez

- Some anti-Xmas cards

- Some anti-Xmas movies

[xartom]

I like Xmas since it's a day off (for me at least) but hate Xmas for the same reason, if that makes sense. I'd like to get mail but then again who wants to go to work?

 

My family focuses on celebrating Jan6/7 more than Xmas but the celebration is all the same: food and more food.

[nonusnomeni]

fake joy...

50+ relatives witch i try to avoid all year, but no, not christmas lunch, that is unpardonable...

questions, questions, questions...

like in police station...

hey i have my life, you have yours, so fckff!!!