Dickplomacy Reloaded for Mount and Blade Warband

[hoovmoov]

6 hours ago, LilyModzStuff said:

A lot of OSPs need to be updated to the silverstag / floris versions so that might be the case with the formations.

this is actually happening oh my gosh thank you thank you thank you

[SexDwarf2250]

12 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

It's not a +1 that worries me, it's the giant list of those things and how they connect to each other that makes it complicated.

Actually, you start with a simple list of unconnected +1 stats. Then you can branch out after, and use combinations as needed. Complex is not complicated.

12 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

it's not just one horse building that adds gameplay value, it's the combination of several several different features

So having infinite ammo will make a building that lets you get horses meaningful? I think I begin to understand: what you want is a "nightmarishly complicated" system?

12 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

I'm not just throwing buzzwords around

Hmmmmmmm.

[hoovmoov]

10 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Not really, you start with a simple list of unconnected +1 stats. Then you can branch off and use combinations of those as needed or desired later. Complex is not complicated.
 

Why do you really want that? what will it give to the game? *open a menu* *u fuggd a king 2 billion times* "wow" what's the appeal? I'm pretty sure if I fuggef a lot, that I fugged a lot. explain your idea in better detail to me?

 

10 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

So having magical infinite ammo will make a building that lets you get horses better? I think I am beginning to understand you: so what you want is a "nightmarishly complicated" system?

At least I'm only asking (mostly) for content to be added that already exists...

10 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Mmmmhmmmm, right.

The words I'm using actually have meanings you know, if you bother to actually look up those definitions of course *sigh*

[SexDwarf2250]

 

8 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

Why do you really want that? what will it give to the game? *open a menu* *u fuggd a king 2 billion times* "wow" what's the appeal? I'm pretty sure if I fuggef a lot, that I fugged a lot. explain your idea in better detail to me?

Go look up the Sexlab module for Skyrim, it's literally the reason this whole forum even exists. Or maybe SLA. Then come back and tell us: why are you on Loverslab, instead of on the Floris fan forums, asking them to create "Floris With Maybe Some Tits?"

 

 

[hoovmoov]

10 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Go look up the Sexlab module for Skyrim, it's literally the reason this whole forum even exists. Then come back and tell us: why are you on Loverslab, instead of on the Floris fan forums, asking them to create "Floris With Maybe Some Tits?"

Forgive me for not knowing about that, but do not misunderstand I'm definitely here for dickplomacy's adult stuff. But if I wanted to watch porn I could just do that and never play warband with porn in it. The reason we mod warband to contain porn is because warband makes the porn better, and the porn makes warband better. The porn isn't just there to be porn because it is nothing by itself, and warband as an experience is expanded by the porn, and the porn is made more meaningful because of the fact that it takes places within warband. My desire for more mods to be worked into this one is intrinsically related to my desire to make the porn better and as a result the whole gameplay experience better. the more deep and immersive the warband experience is, the more meaningful the porn in warband becomes because it becomes a part of a richer and more deep game universe, and makes me care about the characters in that adventure and story even more.

[LilyModzStuff]

46 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

this is actually happening oh my gosh thank you thank you thank you

This actually something that is an ongoing process, we used to use an older version of TPE and that had to be upgraded awhile ago to the floris version because it was bugged. 

 

Also @SexDwarf2250I am adding it right now, but with a few enhancements to the force recruit system because the version you linked I felt needed to be improved upon a bit. So now humanitarian companions will react to it, with a new dialogue string, you will loose a little honor, there will be a chance that the people will revolt against it, there is a string saying what how many joined your party, and the two recruitment styles have their own menu page (meaning you select recruit troops, and then it takes you to an option between the normal presentation and the force recruit option.). I need to fix a bug really quickly and then will upload it. I messed something up but it won't effect the features I listed above. 

[hoovmoov]

9 minutes ago, LilyModzStuff said:

This actually something that is an ongoing process, we used to use an older version of TPE and that had to be upgraded awhile ago to the floris version because it was bugged. 

 

Also @SexDwarf2250I am adding it right now, but with a few enhancements to the force recruit system because the version you linked I felt needed to be improved upon a bit. So now humanitarian companions will react to it, with a new dialogue string, you will loose a little honor, there will be a chance that the people will revolt against it, there is a string saying what how many joined your party, and the two recruitment styles have their own menu page. I need to fix a bug really quickly and then will upload it. I messed something up but it won't effect the features I listed above. 

You are a hero of modding. I give you hugs.

[SexDwarf2250]

 

1 hour ago, hoovmoov said:

not knowing about that

 

Understandable, so the Sexlab module in itself does nothing, really. It's 'only' a framework. But there are currently 570 sub-mods strictly for Sexlab for Skyrim on this site - there are even submods that themselves do nothing and are sub-frameworks. Like Sexlab Aroused: 'all' it does it track how horny characters ought to be - and dozens of smaller and larger mods utilize this, demonstrating the value of laying a foundation. (For example, I suspect the orgasm denial/bondage mods probably use that particular feature most heavily.)

 

While Sexlab does more than just track stats at this point (the animation framework being the biggest), the easiest start is to just create variables to store a little information and stats to base storyline things on. You declare a counter and tick it up once when certain scenes process. It's probably easy to add for someone who knows WB scripting, I'm guessing 1 line to declare the variable, 1 line to tick it up when scenes happen, copy paste for additional variables, then copy paste that section for any other encounters.

 

Now from here out it's all optional, but for example, it's the difference between a static checkbox "Click here for dick!" and a dynamic character and story that reacts. "My liege, it has come to our attention recently... that, scandalously, you like spending money on dickgirls! How will you keep this silent, hmhm hmmmm? *bulges curiously*" Or simply flavor messages, informing you that your spouse must not have been laid in a while, as their chainmail boyshorts look tight in odd places... because they have actually not been laid in a while, and it matters a lot when you realize you're in an interactive bit of erotic story telling that has a system and is more than a railroad. 

 

And then your warband lover cheats on you because you were neglectful, and the moment you realize it was because you literally were too busy looting dairy based products from Harlaus and not fucking Ymira in the ass like you should and omgwtfbbq dramaaaa and they dump you and take half your army to establish an orgy-based collective in Southern Swadia, while you cry in the shower and eat chilled butter out of pots ... yeah so anyway.

 

Naturally, modders will generally do what is in the cross section of their interests and their abilities. So, it really hinges on modder interest, and I'm grateful anyone is working on a sexualized Warband at all. However, to fully realize its potential I'm sure it will sooner or later need a basic sexual framework like SexLab for Skyrim, Sexout for FO3, Lovers with PK for Oblivion, etc. 

 

[hoovmoov]

24 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

 

 

Understandable, so the Sexlab module in itself does nothing, really. It's 'only' a framework. But there are currently 570 sub-mods strictly for Sexlab for Skyrim on this site - there are even submods that themselves do nothing and are sub-frameworks. Like Sexlab Aroused: 'all' it does it track how horny characters ought to be - and dozens of smaller and larger mods utilize this, demonstrating the value of laying a foundation. (For example, I suspect the orgasm denial/bondage mods probably use that particular feature most heavily.)

 

While Sexlab does more than just track stats at this point (the animation framework being the biggest), the easiest start is to just create variables to store a little information and stats to base storyline things on. You declare a counter and tick it up once when certain scenes process. It's probably easy to add for someone who knows WB scripting, I'm guessing 1 line to declare the variable, 1 line to tick it up when scenes happen, copy paste for additional variables, then copy paste that section for any other encounters.

 

Now from here out it's all optional, but for example, it's the difference between a static checkbox "Click here for dick!" and a dynamic character and story that reacts. "My liege, it has come to our attention recently... that, scandalously, you like spending money on dickgirls! How will you keep this silent, hmhm hmmmm? *bulges curiously*" Or simply flavor messages, informing you that your spouse must not have been laid in a while, as their chainmail boyshorts look tight in odd places... because they have actually not been laid in a while, and it matters a lot when you realize you're in an interactive bit of erotic story telling. 

 

Naturally, modders will generally do what is in the cross section of their interests and their abilities. So, it really hinges on modder interest, and I'm grateful anyone is working on a sexualized Warband at all. However, to fully realize its potential I'm sure it will sooner or later need a basic sexual framework like SexLab for Skyrim, Sexout for FO3, Lovers with PK for Oblivion, etc. 

 

This sounds AWESOME! I really hope we can get this for warband! I hope we eventually get futa lesbian orgies in the middle of battles where all the futas just get too horny and just fall on the floor and fuck their brains out and declare a temporary peace treaty. can we also add fisting to the game? also getting fugged by horses.

[SexDwarf2250]

34 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

This sounds AWESOME! I really hope we can get this for warband! I hope we eventually get futa lesbian orgies in the middle of battles where all the futas just get too horny and just fall on the floor and fuck their brains out and declare a temporary peace treaty. can we also add fisting to the game?

That's a separate question, isn't it? A framework like this serves to allow content to be dynamic and shared across features. What type of content doesn't matter, it is only limited by your facetious tendency to mock things.

34 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

also getting fugged by horses.

Will the horses have to come from a special building? I feel like that is important. Possibly most important.

[hoovmoov]

31 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

That's a separate question, isn't it? A framework like this serves to allow content to be dynamic and shared across features. What type of content doesn't matter, it is only limited by your facetious tendency to mock things.

It's only limited by the limitations we imagine we have!

31 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Will the horses have to come from a special building? I feel like that is important. Possibly most important.

the horses will come from your house. that's where all the horses that like to fug come from :P

[SexDwarf2250]

7 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

the horses will come from your house. that's where all the horses that like to fug come from

Good. Then we don't need to implement a silly building for horses, and that matter is settled then.

 

Edit: Wait a minute. How do you know there are horses that don't like to fuck?

 

Edit 2: Although I'm pretty sure I really don't want to see "futa lesbian orgies in the middle of battles where all the futas just get too horny and just fall on the floor and fuck their brains out and declare a temporary peace treaty," somehow now I do want to see it. Probably just once. Apparently Skyrim taught me nothing...

[hoovmoov]

14 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Good. Then we don't need to implement a silly building for horses, and that matter is settled then.

n-NO! I mean, WE NEED THAT BUILDING! I was just joking! Your house is insuitable for proper horse quality output!

 

14 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Edit: Wait a minute. How do you know there are horses that don't like to fuck?

gay horses man, they be real. well, but maybe they do wanna ... I mean... umm..

 

14 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Edit 2: Although I'm pretty sure I really don't want to see "futa lesbian orgies in the middle of battles where all the futas just get too horny and just fall on the floor and fuck their brains out and declare a temporary peace treaty," somehow now I do want to see it. Probably just once.

I'm interested in all kinds of things, like having sex based battles where my futa's dick has 9000 swing damage and 14000000 pierce damage. I'm also sad there's no hot springs in the entirety of calradia. How do we not have hot springs? there's gotta big like loads of them! I want to go to a bath house that isn't full of whores and HIV and all that, I want to go to a lesbian futa sauna hotspring bath house and we wear towels that are just slightly too small and can be looked up easily and have an embarrassement and humiliation and exhibitionism simulation and stats so we can change in public and get accidental futa boners in the hotspring and get groped by the other futa warriors and fisted in the ass and pussy at the same time while everyone watches and all you can do is blush and cum HARD!

[SexDwarf2250]

36 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

 I'm interested in all kinds of things, like having sex based battles where my futa's dick has 9000 swing damage and 14000000 pierce damage.

 

"It is said the man who can put on the magical strapon Sexcalibur and reverse-thrust it back out of the stone statue's arse that it is embedded in will become King of all Calradia!" (And using butter is cheating.)

 

Seriously, though, a nude or skimpy hotspring would be a nice little addition. *something something morale boost immersion mumble* ...if you wanted to tie it in to some sort of mechanic, it could help prevent death by whore stank-cooties or keep your charisma moist instead of getting all shrivelled and dry, I hate that.

 

Bonus mechanic: a black nightmare horse bursts out of the pool, and it can even fist hoof you in the arse if you really want it to. Can't have enough buildings that give you horses, amirite? Gotta keep things fresh.

[hoovmoov]

20 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

 

"It is said the man who can put on the magical strapon Sexcalibur and reverse-thrust it back out of the stone statue's arse that it is embedded in will become King of all Calradia!" (And using butter is cheating.)

 

Seriously, though, a nude or skimpy hotspring would be a nice little addition. *something something morale boost immersion mumble* ...if you wanted to tie it in to some sort of mechanic, it could help prevent the whore stank-cooties or keep your charisma moist instead of getting all shrivelled and dry, I hate that.

 

Bonus mechanic: a black nightmare horse bursts out of the pool, and it can even fist hoof you in the arse if you really want it to. Can't have enough buildings that give you horses, amirite? Gotta keep things fresh.

hey I was serious about the hot springs thing and the fisting, now I'm afraid Lily wont take me seriously.

Lily please add futas and hot springs and anal vaginal double fisting and better sex moaning sounds and horse fucking (not in the hot spring of course, unless you're okay with that, but Not my fave thing but it's okay I guess) and sex battles with dick swing damage, and tentacle pregnancy and all that, whatever you can do! it would be so cool. (no sarcasm) I gotta go for now, talk to you all later ok! have a good day.

[SexDwarf2250]

19 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

hey I was serious about the hot springs thing and the fisting, now I'm afraid Lily wont take me seriously.

Haha, I seriously agree though that hot springs would be nice. And tying these things into mechanics encourages people not to just go look at it once and never again. Probably "stank-cooties" would not be the mod's verbage of choice, ofc.

 

I understand M&B scenes aren't all that hard to build, and if I wasn't on a half broken *nix machine, I might be slightly active contributing here... one day I'll get another Windoze system. (Maybe.) Now, fisting will require an animator, and that's a little more advanced. But if you were really motivated, making a hot springs for someone to add in would probably not be too hard.

 

Bonus mode: make a "soap suds" armor.

 

Super duper bonus mode: Use QB's combat armor removal system to progressively wash off suds with a sponge weapon.

 

Embarassment bonus mode: The sponge makes traditional or virginal NPCs squeal and flee from you, kicking you if you get close.

[hoovmoov]

28 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Haha, I seriously agree though that hot springs would be nice. And tying these things into mechanics encourages people not to just go look at it once and never again. Probably "stank-cooties" would not be the mod's verbage of choice, ofc.

 

I understand M&B scenes aren't all that hard to build, and if I wasn't on a half broken *nix machine, I might be slightly active contributing here... one day I'll get another Windoze system. (Maybe.) Now, fisting will require an animator, and that's a little more advanced. But if you were really motivated, making a hot springs for someone to add in would probably not be too hard.

 

Bonus mode: make a "soap suds" armor.

 

Super duper bonus mode: Use QB's combat armor removal system to progressively wash off suds with a sponge weapon.

 

Embarassment bonus mode: The sponge makes traditional or virginal NPCs squeal and flee from you, kicking you if you get close.

Argh okay I can talk a little longer this is too good.

 

I want stockades to punish others or get punished in where you're naked and exposed. Also there should be midevil torture chambers and devices but all sexual in nature. like that weird pear shaped thing they can shove it in my pussy and stretch me out and ruin me (I have to go get the help of a wizard later to become tight again) or a clit stretching torture device that stretches out my clit to an entire foot longer over a few days as punishment for something. also gotta ask the wizard for help later, maybe pay by letting him make me give birth to a tentacle monster for him or a really big dragon egg! I also want the other hot spring futas to humiliate me and tie my hands and legs to posts so I'm spread open for the whole hotsprings to see and I can't cover myself and they should make fun of me and spank my pussy and make me cum from the pain!

 

I hope we can get the options of who we want to see in the hot springs, like futas and females only is what I would choose

 

I would also love to have male characters that I can create that are traps. (look female but are actually cute males) it would also be cool to be able to get cursed as a witch and my futa gets the horny curse and can't stop producing gallons of cum and has to masturbate or fuck or be fucked more often to get rid of it fast enough or she will have a TURBO orgasm infront of everyone in public and spread embarrassing rumors. also there should be special dildo saddles you can add to horses so when you ride them it stimualtes you and gives you earth shattering orgasms mid ride. also enchanted magic dildos that float around and vibrate and fuck you under your clothes and nobody knows they're there but you....

[LilyModzStuff]

@SexDwarf2250 https://github.com/LilyModzStuff/warband_mod_source/commit/de7767c2607b563219cab792669ea6cb0c23c324 I added it in, I just had to get my modifications to work properly but it has a few more features then the OSP you linked, I listed them when I was working on it a few hours ago in the thread. 

 

 

[SexDwarf2250]

23 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

also gotta ask the wizard for help later, maybe pay by letting him make me give birth to a tentacle monster for him or a really big dragon egg!

I think it would fit the Calradia setting better if it were, say, experimenting alchemists rather than "real" magical wizards. Maybe they are trying to create the legendary philosopher's stone by some sort of incubation... and they can brew a "muscle toning" elixir for you afterwards. Probably not free! Bring me the toenails of 50 Nords... ok, maybe no mundane fetch quests, haha. Bring me the cum and/or breastmilk of 50 Nords?

 

23 minutes ago, hoovmoov said:

I would also love to have male characters that I can create that are traps. (look female but are actually cute males) it would also be cool to be able to get cursed as a witch and my futa gets the horny curse and can't stop producing gallons of cum and has to masturbate or fuck or be fucked more often to get rid of it fast enough or she will have a TURBO orgasm infront of everyone in public and spread embarrassing rumors. also there should be special dildo saddles you can add to horses so when you ride them it stimualtes you and gives you earth shattering orgasms mid ride.

Sounds like someone has been browsing the Skyrim mod sections, lol.

 

The simplest trap option would be to make a flesh toned strapon without straps and fix it so it's never off. I wouldn't especially try to make that fit the setting, just... "it just is this way."

 

And a horny curse could be severe, exaggerated sex addiction... if your character in-game fucked non-stop, eventually they become addicted to it and horny all the time. 

 

A dildo saddle would probably be pretty easy to do, as far as models... It would require a special horse. And as far as helpless orgasming in public... via messages might be the way to do that... although I wonder if you couldn't somehow cause an orgasming soundbite to play while causing the player to ragdoll, hmm.

 

I have to admit I'm laughing about the thought of a tough valkyrie riding into battle on her dildo saddle, and suddenly falling off mid-battle from orgasm, lol. I'm struggling to make that whole scenario historically plausible in my mind, however.

[SexDwarf2250]

1 minute ago, LilyModzStuff said:

@SexDwarf2250 https://github.com/LilyModzStuff/warband_mod_source/commit/de7767c2607b563219cab792669ea6cb0c23c324 I added it in, I just had to get my modifications to work properly but it has a few more features then the OSP you linked, I listed them when I was working on it a few hours ago in the thread. 

 

 

Even has a peasant revolt, that looks great! I'll have to wait for the next release, since I can't compile on this piece of junk. Thanks!

[hoovmoov]

11 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

I think it would fit the Calradia setting better if it were, say, experimenting alchemists rather than "real" magical wizards. Maybe they are trying to create the legendary philosopher's stone by some sort of incubation... and they can brew a "muscle toning" elixir for you afterwards. Probably not free! Bring me the toenails of 50 Nords... ok, maybe no fetch quests, haha.

 

Sounds like someone has been browsing the Skyrim mod sections, lol.

 

The simplest trap option would be to make a flesh toned strapon without straps and fix it so it's never off. I wouldn't especially try to make that fit the setting, just... "it just is this way."

 

And a horny curse could be severe (exaggerated) sex addiction... if your character in-game fucked non-stop, eventually they become addicted to it and horny all the time. 

 

A dildo saddle would probably be pretty easy to do, as far as models... It would require a special horse. And as far as helpless orgasming in public... via messages might be the way to do that... although I wonder if you couldn't somehow cause an orgasming soundbite to play while causing the player to ragdoll, hmm.

 

I have to admit I'm laughing about the thought of a tough valkyrie riding into battle on her dildo saddle, and suddenly falling off mid-battle from orgasm, lol. I'm struggling to make that whole scenario historically plausible in my mind, however.

you and me, I like this good friendly rivalry we have and we both make good idea people too. Lily is the super genius code modder hero and together we make the three musketeers, which I'm surprised are not in the vanilla game right? I'm sure I gotta go now, see you all later okay? huge high five to you all, I love you guys/women everyone.

[LilyModzStuff]

2 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

I think it would fit the Calradia setting better if it were, say, experimenting alchemists rather than "real" magical wizards. Maybe they are trying to create the legendary philosopher's stone by some sort of incubation... and they can brew a "muscle toning" elixir for you afterwards. Probably not free! Bring me the toenails of 50 Nords... ok, maybe no fetch quests, haha.

 

Sounds like someone has been browsing the Skyrim mod sections, lol.

 

The simplest trap option would be to make a flesh toned strapon without straps and fix it so it's never off. I wouldn't especially try to make that fit the setting, just... "it just is this way."

 

And a horny curse could be severe (exaggerated) sex addiction... if your character in-game fucked non-stop, eventually they become addicted to it and horny all the time. 

 

A dildo saddle would probably be pretty easy to do, as far as models... It would require a special horse. And as far as helpless orgasming in public... via messages might be the way to do that... although I wonder if you couldn't somehow cause an orgasming soundbite to play while causing the player to ragdoll, hmm.

 

I have to admit I'm laughing about the thought of a tough valkyrie riding into battle on her dildo saddle, and suddenly falling off mid-battle from orgasm, lol. I'm struggling to make that whole scenario historically plausible in my mind, however.

it would honestly be easier just to edit the body in blender and create a new race but the dialogue issues are still a major program with this mod and Warband in general. I have thought about scripting a fix for it (basically the dialogue problem is that unless the troop type is specifically 1 set troop type assigned female no other troop types can be female so you can't have multiple female races without the game considering them male.) The fix would be to just recreate the script well setting the variable, or when the player choose their gender, if they select the third race just set the global variable to female and modify the script that detects / handles that variable.  

[LilyModzStuff]

7 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Even has a peasant revolt, that looks great! I'll have to wait for the next release, since I can't compile on this piece of junk. Thanks!

Dickplomacy Reloaded.zip I honestly have no clue when I am going to call the mod 1.50, because I really wanna fix a few annoying bugs before that so here is just the compiled version. :3 

[SexDwarf2250]

2 minutes ago, LilyModzStuff said:

Dickplomacy Reloaded.zip I honestly have no clue when I am going to call the mod 1.50, because I really wanna fix a few annoying bugs before that so here is just the compiled version. :3 

Aw man, installing right now. X) It'll take me a while, because I'll be transferring my text file changes over by hand so I don't screw things again.

[LilyModzStuff]

2 minutes ago, SexDwarf2250 said:

Aw man, installing right now. X) It'll take me a while, because I'll be transferring my text file changes over by hand so I don't screw things again.

honestly use winmerge comparing  the public version of 1.41 and then copy and paste the changes winmerge shows into this one.

Also you need the sceneobjs and the sounds from github but you don't have to compile those or anything just drag and drop.