Brave Sir Robin Minstrels

[shadowviper1229]

You know what I think would be awesome, if three minstrels followed you around singing Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you got in a battle, they would run to a safe distance and they would keep singing.

[Lute]

YES.

YESYESYESYES.

[foreveraloneguy]

I would name all my characters Robin.

[shadowviper1229]

I would name all my characters Robin.

 

You would name them sir Robin right?

[MKCyrax]

An excellent idea

[shadowviper1229]

An excellent idea

 

If only I knew how to do that, then I would. Lines would need to be made up though, the song ends with, Minstrels."His nostrils raped and his penis split and his…" Robin, "That's quite enough music." Well, the song that I have on my iPod from Spamalot ends with that.

[Beheska]

It should be a "skyrimed" version:

Bravely bold Dovahkiin rode forth from Whiteeerun.

He was not afraid to die, O brave Dovahkiin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Dovahkiin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed by giants,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;

To have his knee arrowed, and his body burned away;

And his limbs all hacked and rag-dolled, brave Dovahkiin!

 

His head kill-moved off and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen-

And there a dragon appears and the minstrel cowers.

[shadowviper1229]

It should be a "skyrimed" version:

Bravely bold Dovahkiin rode forth from Whiteeerun.

He was not afraid to die' date=' O brave Dovahkiin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Dovahkiin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed by giants,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;

To have his knee arrowed, and his body burned away;

And his limbs all hacked and rag-dolled, brave Dovahkiin!

 

His head kill-moved off and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen-

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And there a dragon appears and the minstrel cowers.

 

Then they start the song over from a distance.

[Leo Star Dragon 1]

Great idea! If one gets tired of that song though, I recommend these songs as well: "George of the Jungle", "Please, Mister Custer", "Ahab the Arab", and "Suicide Is Painless"*, but all converted to Skyrim standards of course. Oh! Let us not forget, "Joxar the Mighty"!  (* The theme for "M*A*S*H". The movie version with the song lyrics, rather then the instrumental tune TV series version. The theme from "M*A*S*H" could begin playing as soon as someone calls out, "Dragons!", instead of "Choppers!", and the people go out to fight the dragons, which for most would be a suicide mission.) I hope y'all get this, so I don't have to explain it, but if done right, it should fit in with the song about Sir Robin. ;-) 

[Guest Unimatrix0]

Cereal! Tim the Enchanter's hat and the Black Knight's armor have both already been made. That plus maybe another armor or a shield and the minstrels (including an option for their cannibalization) would be one awesome mod.

[myuhinny]

Even better would be if the minstrels followed you around singing all of the different Monty Python songs. They have quite a few good ones out there.

[Uriel]

Use coconuts instead of a horse. Also, those birds from skyBirds can help migrate coconuts.

[shadowviper1229]

Cereal! Tim the Enchanter's hat and the Black Knight's armor have both already been made. That plus maybe another armor or a shield and the minstrels (including an option for their cannibalization) would be one awesome mod.

NONE SHALL PASS! A random Black Knight would be epic as well, I could just place him in an undisclosed location and you'd have to find him.

 

Even better would be if the minstrels followed you around singing all of the different Monty Python songs. They have quite a few good ones out there.

Yes they do, I/we/someone else would have to Skyrimifie those as well.

 

Use coconuts instead of a horse. Also, those birds from skyBirds can help migrate coconuts.

Yes, a random European Swallow would fly over your head and drop a coconut. Would be even better

[Arizona_Steve]

Not Monty Python I know, but I've always had this idea of modding Iraqi Information Minister speeches or North Korean propaganda onto Heimskr. Especially during the Battle for Whiterun.

[Guest Unimatrix0]