Aria Bal

Zzz...

Phoenix

Aw! So thats where you are?

Aria Bal

Zzz....

Phoenix

ARIA! WAKE UP!

Aria Bal

WAH What? Huh?

Phoenix

Sorry, was that a little loud?

Aria Bal

Yeah! You know my ears are sensitive, your lucky I'm your friend because I'd be... nevermind

Phoenix

Sorry, but you were fast asleep on the table, were you out all night drinking with Emily again?

Aria Bal

I... think so, I don't recall anything from last night so your best guess is mine.

 

Phoenix

And since I don't see any naked woman around, I can hope you did nothing naughty?

Aria Bal

Whats it matter to you?

 

Phoenix

It does not matter to me at all, I just dont want Tali coming in and see the mess you made.

Aria Bal

Uhuh, well I'm going back to bed. See yeah

Phoenix

Not until you clean up this mess your not, young lady- uh! Daedra

Aria Bal

Fine!

Phoenix

Well, come on she could be back any moment, hurry!

Aria Bal

Hah, yeah she could be back in 5 minutes, or 5 days , or 5 weeks, or 5 months, or 5 years

Phoenix

Oh Aria! Are you okay?

Aria Bal

I'm always fine, see my ass is fine

 

Phoenix

Well okay then. You clean up this mess and then its off to bed with you

Aria Bal

You sound like my Mother, you know, if I had one!

Phoenix

You don't have a Mother?

Aria Bal

Nope, whys that weird to you? I'm a Daedra. We're created not born, its not like Molag Bal fucked some random Daedra and I came outta her pussy like a new born does

Ella

Hah! You said pussy!

Aria Bal

Ella? What on Nirn are you doing back here?

Phoenix

Hey Ella

Aria Bal

You hiding from the local Guards again then?

Ella

Well maybe I just brought some more booze so we could continue the party?

Aria Bal

Oh, well then say no-- Wait, party?

Ella

Last night, me, you, Emily, that big green Orc and few others got super drunk. I beat you in a drinking contest hah so I'm the Champion of Mead!

Aria Bal

Not likey nor possible, your lying!

Ella Champion of Mead

I, don't lie. I maybe a Thief but I dont steal titles Aria

Aria Bal

Right, well your going down Ella Champion of Mead, for I Arianna Lustfal Bal, Daughter of Molag Bal. The Spawn of Coldharbour, Bringer of Pain and Lover of Pleasure will--

Phoenix

Sorry Ella, Ari is busy with cleaning up the mess she made last night. And shes not going to drink anymore since shes got a head ache and going to bed

Aria Bal

Hey, when did I say that?

Phoenix

Like 15 minutes ago, when I woke you up.

Aria Bal

Oh? I did, fine. I guess you win, sexy red lady

Phoenix

Thank you

Aria Bal

Hmm, you bossing me about is hot

Phoenix

Ari, behave or else

Aria Bal

Oh! Wanna spank me for being naughty?

Phoenix

I told you

Aria Bal

You did

Phoenix

And I spanked you for it

Aria Bal

Hmm, yes you did.

 

Phoenix

Let that be a lesson to you Ari, you need to control your... uh, urges

Aria Bal

A single slap on my ass won't make me behave Phe. I was tortured for hundreds of your years by my ass of a Brother just to be his loyal pet. I'm already trained, you just gotta take control of me

 

Phoenix

Ari we talked about this, I'm your friend. Not your, whatever you called me. I'm here for you but your not my Slave, your not under my control okay.

Aria Bal

But I want to, I need you to keep me under control, if you want to me behave thats what it will take Phe. Unless...

 

Phoenix

Unless what?

Aria Bal

You kiss me, on the lips

 

Phoenix

ARI!

Aria Bal

Shh, its just Ella, no ones around. Come on, I know you want to

 

Phoenix

Do you want to hear me read you a story or not?

Aria Bal

Do I get a kiss either way?

 

Phoenix

NO!

Aria Bal

Shame, so whats the story tonight?

 

Phoenix

Its... Ari! Sit still, stop doing that

Aria Bal

But its hungry, it wants some loving and--

 

Phoenix

Ari?

Aria Bal

Oh crap! It does not want loving!

Phoenix

That was... odd

Phoenix

Well?

Aria Bal

Turns out I needed to pee really badly. Oh, and I brought this to keep me silent from now on

Phoenix

Uhh, whats that?

Aria Bal

Wallwag

Phoenix

Okay this is weird. But fine, sit still be a good girl and i'll read. Annoy me, be rude or anything else and I'm walking out, locking the door and having breakfast am clear?

Aria Bal

<Rolls eyes and nods>

 

Phoenix

Okay, I'm going to read "The Adventures of The Drunken Harlot: Volume 1" you like this one right? Got Pirates and ship battles in it.

Aria Bal

<Nods like a lot>

Phoenix

"Set sail lads, we aim to seek fortune and reach High Rock by next noon"

Phoenix

"Sea Elfs? Hah, creatures of Legends fool. Come lads, let us slay these Falmer and make way with the treasure to the ship"

Phoenix

"And said the Captain, Tis a far offer me old rival. Aye it was unfair to feed ya to the Weresharks"

Phoenix

Ari? You still awake?

Aria Bal

<Nods>

Phoenix

"Fair Maiden, I here surrender my ship and my crew, surrender I do but, only to you"

 

Phoenix

"Tightly wrapped the rope around his wrist, looked beyond his crew he did and saw a far more frighting figure appear behind the captains wheel"

 

Phoenix

"You and your crew are welcome in my bar anytime, said the Barkeep. The lads cheered as wenches passed tankards of fresh mead across the bar"

Aria Bal

❤️

 

Phoenix

"The Captain looked his Rival in the eye. His hand shaking, his grip light. The Wind picked up and they set fast past the rocks of Heljo Bellows"

 

Phoenix

Wow, what a great story. Right Ari?

Aria Bal

❤️ 

 

Phoenix

Well, I read the entire Volume, again. I'm going to go get some um, lunch now. Be right back Ari

Aria Bal

(I think I'm in love)