Phoenix

Ari there you are, oh I've been looking all over for you, where did you go?

Aria Bal

Outside for a swim in the lake, oh and I thought I'd get some sun too since its such a lovely day.

Phoenix

Oh, well next time let me know okay? I was worried sick about you

Aria Bal

Oh, so did u want to join me outside?

 

Phoenix

Maybe next time I will, but sadly I dont own a bikini Ari

Aria Bal

You can have mine, I'll go in naked.

Phoenix

Ugh! I meant, no I mean... ugh

Aria Bal

Hah!

 

Phoenix

Ari! Come on, Tali could be back any moment now, knock it off

Aria Bal

Relax, I'm messing with ya. Besides the water is pretty cold and the fish are not as friendly as you'd think they'd be

 

Phoenix

Well you'd better go get dressed and dried up.

Aria Bal

Why? You don't approve of this outfit I'm currently wearing?

 

Phoenix

I mean your not naked, which means your going by the rules I set you. But still you need to wear something that covers more, well of you

Aria Bal

But why cover all this? Besides don't you like looking at it?

Phoenix

ARI!

Aria Bal

Hahaha, I know you do so stop pretending you dont

 

Phoenix

If Tali hears you say that and shes going to hurt you

Aria Bal

Fine by me, I like pain you see

 

Phoenix

Really? Well how about yelling?

Aria Bal

Ugh... no, not really since my ears are super sensitive

 

Phoenix

Good, because I'll yell at you unless you go and get dressed Missy

Aria Bal

Ah but I might like you yelling at me, could be fun even. Were I tied up of course

 

Phoenix

Ari... eyes off my bum please, your meant to be good up here

Aria Bal

I have no idea what your talking about, my eyes are on your waist not your ass

 

Phoenix

Funny! Come on lets get you dressed and into something more suitable 

Aria Bal

Yes Ma'am

 

Phoenix

Oh, its Ma'am now huh? You a Solider Ari?

Aria Bal

Yeah, I joined the Holly Order of Worshipers of the Red Almighty Goddess named Phoenix, I'm her Grand Champion, High Priest and pretty much her biggest devotee

Phoenix

Goddess huh? Thats cute too, come on I think I put some pants in here you can wear

Aria Bal

Yes Goddess

 

Phoenix

Ari, its cute you think of me as a Goddess of sorts but I'm just a girl who likes to read books.

Aria Bal

I like to read too and I'm a girl too, we are like so compatible

 

Phoenix

Heh, I though Daedra were Gender less though?

Aria Bal

We are, but hey you decide if my fine ass and tits proves to you I'm a woman

 

Phoenix

Ari you can be whoever and whatever you like, now--

Aria Bal

Holy shit!

 

Phoenix

Oops, this is Ella's room. Mine is on the other side

Aria Bal

Cute, you brought me to Ella's sex filled room on purpose, you see anything you like in there?

 

Phoenix

Hey I seriously did not mean to--

Aria Bal

Shh! I hear something, a lot of something infact

Aria Bal

Friends of yours I take it?

 

Ella The Thief

Yeah, real bunch of jerk offs too

Aria Bal

City Guards?

Ella The Thief

The Bastards set a trap, and I fell into it like a damn fool

Aria Bal

What happend?

 

Ella The Thief

Tell you later, just get rid of them please!

Aria Bal

Whats in it for me Ella?

 

Ella The Thief

Anything, just please help me out

Aria Bal

Anything you say?

 

Ella The Thief

Aria, please get rid of them. But like try not to kill them, Lara has enough trouble as it is

Aria Bal

Hah, easy peasy

 

Ella The Thief

I'm never gonna hear the end of this from Lara

Aria Bal

Fear not, Bal is here to save the day

Falkreath Guard

Hold it right there Criminal Scum!

Falkreath Guard #2

Wait! Who are you? Where did that Thief go?

Aria Bal

Thief? What Thief?

Falkreath Guard

The one who ran though these doors about a minute ago, stand aside Dunmer!

Aria Bal

Dunmer?

Falkreath Guard

Yes, your clearly a Dunmer, now unless you want to be arrested miss, stand aside

Aria Bal

Officer please, there is clearly a mistake here. Its just me and my... Girlfriend here today

 

Falkreath Guard

Girlfriend, wait a moment! She must be working with the Thief!

Aria Bal

Ughhh, No! I am not with a Thief thank you

Falkreath Guard

Surrender Thief's ugh... Girlfriend who may or may not be involved!

Aria Bal

Oh boys, can you please remain calm down now?

Falkreath Guard

We are... calm, now--

Aria Bal

Okay well thats good to hear. Now be a bunch of good boys and do as I command you to do. Now listen up, there never was a Thief who ran into this Manor, there never was a relationship between yours truly and this Thief you thought you saw run though those doors just a few moments ago, so why dont you go on and leave this place and forget you were ever here.

Falkreath Guard

What Thief are you talking about?

Aria Bal

These are not the boobs your looking for

Falkreath Guard

These are not the boobs were looking for

Aria Bal

Move along

Falkreath Guard

Farewell Miss

Aria Bal

Farewell Officer Dumbass's 

Aria Bal

Aria = 1, Dumb Mortal Guard = 0 I guess

Aria Bal

Ella they are gone, you can come out now

Ella The Thief

Thank you Aria, that bastard Jarl set me up!

Aria Bal

The Jarl set you up?

Ella The Thief

I'll get him back for it, but later. Now, for your reward, name it

Aria Bal

Alright then

Phoenix

Everything okay down there?

Aria Bal

I want--

Ella The Thief

Come on Aria, what is it?

Aria Bal

I want you to get Lara and Tali out the house more often so its more time with and Phe

Ella The Thief

How am even supposed to... fine, done. Thank you

Aria Bal

Thanks Ella, your the second best Thief I know.

Aria Bal

And speaking of Thieves, here comes number one

Ella The Thief

Oh no, I've gotta hide

Aria Bal

Too late

Ella The Thief

Oh shit

Lara Rosewood

Why were two Falkreath City Guards just walking away from the Manor?

Talila

What have you done?

Aria Bal

Nothing happend, they were just on patrol and checked on us to see if we were okay? Nice to see you too Tali, long time no see

Lara Rosewood

Thats funny, because I pay the Guard to not check this place out while on patrol, infact I've never had a single Guardsmen come by since I bought this place 3 years ago

Aria Bal

Ohhhh, well you see.. Ella did it

Talila

Why don't you go and get dressed freak, you look like a slut in that outfit

Aria Bal

Gee thanks Tali, maybe show a little appreciation for the girl who just stopped the Guards tearing though our home next time huh

Lara Rosewood

Is that my-- Aria I said stay outta my closet!

Aria Bal

Come on, even your blind'ass knows I make this look good

Talila

What the fuck did you do?

Ella The Thief

Oh hey Girls, your back so soon. How was your little trip to Whiterun?

Lara Rosewood

Tali let me handle this one. Ella what the FUCK did you do?

Ella The Thief

Nothing, I did nothing. Totally did not try to steal the Jarls crown which is valued at 3000 gold oh and might I add as he paid me 200 gold for a ring I stole for him from his uncle.

Lara Rosewood

Okay first of all the Crown he wears is a cheap knock off, trust me I've stolen from him before. Secondly why did you think coming to a Thieves Guide Safe house was a good idea with Guards on your ass like that?

Ella The Thief

Ugh, because its a safe house and your meant to come here when it trouble?

Lara Rosewood

Not when the Guard is on your ass like that, geez did you not learn anything from me?

Ella The Thief

Well now you mention yet, I did learn that you prepare nipple clamps to foreplay, oh and that you like your ass eaten before you pussy eaten, did I pass your little test?

Talila

By Stendar! Is everyone in this house a sex fiend!

Aria Bal

Yes!

Talila

Oh Gods, what did I do to deserve this?

Aria Bal

Your all welcome by the way, my ass saved the day

Aria Bal

Right guys? I saved the day

Phoenix

Tali your back!

Talila

Oh thank the Nine your okay, I was worried sick about you

Phoenix

I was up here reading, I heard shouting but Ari--

Talila

Nevermind that, I'm here now your safe

Phoenix

How are you, its been so long since I last saw you

Talila

Just a few weeks, got caught up some... stuff, glad to be home

Aria Bal

Awww

Aria Bal

I miss those kinds of hugs

Aria Bal

Well, a Hero's work is never over. Time to get dressed and make lunch for everyone

Aria Bal

Because thats the kind of Hero I am