No Hero - Entry 2
Hmm...story isn't meant to be taking seriously. I'm just doing whaterver I want with this one. I could make alien invades skyrim and the only thing that could save the world is a holy penis if I want to O_O. Oops spoiler?
As I descended further down the bowel, I notice a breeze from ahead. Guess there is an escape after all.
Upon entering the cavern, I found two men, badly wounded but alive.
Instinctively, I ran over to the one nearest to me. He wore fancy armor of a Stormcloak, probably of high ranking.
Vincent: You alright? Can you stand?
???: Fuck...bastard got me good.
Vincent: Stay there, let me check on the other guy real quick.
Vincent: Hey! You good over there?
????: Ah...dammit...!
Vincent: Hold on, I'm heading over.
Vincent: Okay, never mind...
Vincent: Any last words you want me to pass on to your love ones?
???: I have a broken leg, I'm not dying you asshole!
Vincent: Oh, you're holding your stomach. I thought you got stab or something.
???: ...Any chance you got a potion on you? Any healing potion would do.
Vincent: In matter of fact I do! This is a bottle of Snow Elf's juice, contains the magical property of rejuvenation.
???: Oh, good! Give it here. We need to hurry and warn the town folks...
Vincent: Uh no. That's not how economy works.
???: Huh?! Economy?! Can't you see I'm fucking dying here!?
Vincent: But you told me you only have a broken leg.
???: Just shut up give me the fucking potion already!
???: I really thought that cave was going to be the last thing I saw.
???: Damn, that potion was really something, I feel like a new man! I would have been a goner without your help. I am in your debts.
Vincent: Hell yea you are.
Ralof: Anyway, I'm Ralof. My sister runs a mill in Riverwood. Whatever the cost of that potion was, I'm sure she can help you out.
Ralof: We're not in Stormcloak territory, so just let me handle the talking.
Ralof: Gerdur!
Gerdur: Brother, Mara's mercy!
Gerdur: What happen to you? I heard Ulfric was capture, surely I thought you...
Ralof: Gerdur, I'm fine. At least now I am.
Gerdur: And who is this, your comrade?
Vincent: No.
Ralof: No.
Gerdur: Anyway, lets talk somewhere else. This isn't a good place.
Gerdur: Hod, come here for a second.
Hod: Ralof, what are you doing here?!
Gerdur: Hod, just come down here.
Ralof: Where do I even begins... To starts, the rumors you heard of Ulfric were true, they ambush us outside of Darkwater Crossing...
Gerdur: ...Cowards...
Ralof: ...Capture...Chopping block..Ready....
?: Ah!
??: You've been stuffing those damn sweetrolls at night havan't you?
???: Stop fooling around you two.
??: But sis, I must avenge all those sweets she murdered to get this!
????: Just let them have their fun, not everyday the water is this nice.
Ralof: ...But...Dragon...Roar...Escape...
Gerdur: ...Live...Ulfric...?
?: Hold on...I think someone is eyeing us...
?: Let me try to communicate with this monkey.
Vincent: YES! I WOULD LOVE TO!
Gerdur: You would?! Oh thank you traveler. Whiterun is a half mile from here, keep north and you wouldn't be able to miss it.
Vincent: Wait what?
Gerdur: The Jarl need to be inform about the dragon. If you can that, Riverwood would be in your debt.
Hod: I would go myself, but I uh...have to take of the mill.
Ralof: They'll chop my head if I set foot in Whiterun so...
Vincent: Uh...
To be continue...
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