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No Hero - Entry 2


boobi3

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Hmm...story isn't meant to be taking seriously. I'm just doing whaterver I want with this one. I could make alien invades skyrim and the only thing that could save the world is a holy penis if I want to O_O. Oops spoiler?

 

 


As I descended further down the bowel, I notice a breeze from ahead. Guess there is an escape after all.

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Upon entering the cavern, I found two men, badly wounded but alive.

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Instinctively, I ran over to the one nearest to me. He wore fancy armor of a Stormcloak, probably of high ranking.

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Vincent: You alright? Can you stand?

???: Fuck...bastard got me good.

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Vincent: Stay there, let me check on the other guy real quick.

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Vincent: Hey! You good over there?

????: Ah...dammit...!

Vincent: Hold on, I'm heading over.

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Vincent: Okay, never mind...

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Vincent: Any last words you want me to pass on to your love ones?

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???: I have a broken leg, I'm not dying you asshole!

Vincent: Oh, you're holding your stomach. I thought you got stab or something.

???: ...Any chance you got a potion on you? Any healing potion would do.

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Vincent: In matter of fact I do! This is a bottle of Snow Elf's juice, contains the magical property of rejuvenation.

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???: Oh, good! Give it here. We need to hurry and warn the town folks...

Vincent: Uh no. That's not how economy works.

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???: Huh?! Economy?! Can't you see I'm fucking dying here!?

Vincent: But you told me you only have a broken leg.

???: Just shut up give me the fucking potion already!

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???: I really thought that cave was going to be the last thing I saw.

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???: Damn, that potion was really something, I feel like a new man! I would have been a goner without your help. I am in your debts.

Vincent: Hell yea you are.

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Ralof: Anyway, I'm Ralof. My sister runs a mill in Riverwood. Whatever the cost of that potion was, I'm sure she can help you out.

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Ralof: We're not in Stormcloak territory, so just let me handle the talking.

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Ralof: Gerdur!

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Gerdur: Brother, Mara's mercy!

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Gerdur: What happen to you? I heard Ulfric was capture, surely I thought you...

Ralof: Gerdur, I'm fine. At least now I am.

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Gerdur: And who is this, your comrade?

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Vincent: No.

Ralof: No.

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Gerdur: Anyway, lets talk somewhere else. This isn't a good place.

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Gerdur: Hod, come here for a second.

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Hod: Ralof, what are you doing here?!

Gerdur: Hod, just come down here.

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Ralof: Where do I even begins... To starts, the rumors you heard of Ulfric were true, they ambush us outside of Darkwater Crossing...

Gerdur: ...Cowards...

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Ralof: ...Capture...Chopping block..Ready....

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?: Ah!

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??: You've been stuffing those damn sweetrolls at night havan't you?

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???: Stop fooling around you two.

??: But sis, I must avenge all those sweets she murdered to get this!

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????: Just let them have their fun, not everyday the water is this nice.

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Ralof: ...But...Dragon...Roar...Escape...

Gerdur: ...Live...Ulfric...?

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?: Hold on...I think someone is eyeing us...

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?: Let me try to communicate with this monkey.

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Vincent: YES! I WOULD LOVE TO!

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Gerdur: You would?! Oh thank you traveler. Whiterun is a half mile from here, keep north and you wouldn't be able to miss it.

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Vincent: Wait what?

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Gerdur: The Jarl need to be inform about the dragon. If you can that, Riverwood would be in your debt.

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Hod: I would go myself, but I uh...have to take of the mill.

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Ralof: They'll chop my head if I set foot in Whiterun so...

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Vincent: Uh...

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To be continue...

 

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Hmmm going to Whiterun or the River, I think I may know wich one he chooses. ;)

 

Honestly I expected he do something with Gerdur. :tongue:  

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - EXCELLENT and very funny story. Love it.

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2 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Hmmm going to Whiterun or the River, I think I may know wich one he chooses. ;)

 

Honestly I expected he do something with Gerdur. :tongue:  

Whoa whoa! Spoiler!

 

1 hour ago, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - EXCELLENT and very funny story. Love it.

Glad you enjoy it :smile:

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My Prince told me that he didn't know what I expected to see when he read my comment about your previous blog and he said he laughed hard on this one. So, I watched it and I liked it. Very funny and amusing. Congrats.

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4 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

My Prince told me that he didn't know what I expected to see when he read my comment about your previous blog and he said he laughed hard on this one. So, I watched it and I liked it. Very funny and amusing. Congrats.

Thanks Eva :]

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The Brynjolf styled' negociation,  and the communication joke, all were really funny. Good job ! :classic_biggrin:

 

PS : custom poses ? :classic_ph34r:

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5 hours ago, Tirloque said:

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The Brynjolf styled' negociation,  and the communication joke, all were really funny. Good job ! :classic_biggrin:

 

PS : custom poses ? :classic_ph34r:

Yuih's pose.

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