(Windhelm)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmm, let see here.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: According to this note i'm meeting her here.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Sigh* i hate coming back to Windhelm but this job has good money so why not.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Dark in here as usual. Why can't she use more candles.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: wait, blades armor, that must be her.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Excuse me are you Ms.Tomoko?

Woman: Hmm, yes i am, and you are?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: My name is Emily Heavy-Iron, i'm here to help you with that job.
Woman: Oh good.

Woman: I'm glad you could come on such short notic-!?

Ms.Tomoko: What on Nirn! W-Where are your clothes!?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmm, oh they didn't tell you?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm a nudist!
Ms.Tomoko: What!?

Ms.Tomoko: Why I wasn't told about this.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't know?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why's it a problem, we're both girls?
Ms.Tomoko: That....doesn't matter. I asked for a skilled, well armed and well armored warrior, not some shameless woman.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well two out of three isn't bad.

Ms.Tomoko: Rrrr, I'm gonna have a talk with that steward.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, i'll just be by the stables waiting, they don't like me much here.

Ms.Tomoko: Very well, but know that you're wasting your time.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh trust me, i won't be.

(Palace of Kings)

Ms.Tomoko: What do you mean i can't switch!

Ms.Tomoko: How could you guys give me a person like that!
Jorleif: I'm sorry Ms.Tomoko.

Jorleif: But we haven't any other warriors to spare, so we had to get the strongest warrior from another area.
Ms.Tomoko: But her! I doubt she's even that strong, she's a nudist as well, no way she'd survive in a dungeon.

Ms.Tomoko: Can't you find me someone more capable.
Jorleif: Well...

Jorleif: There is one other person, but he's been banned from this area due to killing the guards too.
Ms.Tomoko: I'll take him.
Jorleif: Ve-.

Ulfric: You will do no such thing!
Jorleif: Ulfric!
Ms.Tomoko: What do you mean!

Ms.Tomoko: You can't possibly send me on a dangerous mission with such a unprepared warrior, let alone a se-er, unclothed one.
Jorleif: Well she's stronger than you think.
Ms.Tomoko: Huh?

Ulfric: That unprepared woman is the reason we are low on guards to begin with, you're lucky to have her as well as lucky we even called her after what she did here. You yourself should be lucky i'm giving you such an important mission you half-breed.
Ms.Tomoko: Yo-!

Jorleif: He's right Ms.Tomoko, despite her appearance Ms.Heavy-Iron is one of the most capable warriors in skyrim.
Ms.Tomoko: But, i, y-Agh!

Ms.Tomoko: Fine, i'll take her.

Ms.Tomoko: Don't blame me if she ends up dead.
Jorleif: Good, please take care.
Ulfric: Good, no more whining.

Ms.Tomoko: Pompus fool.
Ulfric: Hmm
Ms.Tomoko: So Jorleif you sure she can handle herself.
Jorleif: Of course.

Jorleif: You'll be in the best care with her.
Ms.Tomoko: Very well, i'll be off.

Ms.Tomoko: Damn Jarl better be right.
Windhelm Guard: Could sure use a warm glass of mead right now.
Ms.Tomoko: I truly don't care.

(Windhelm Stables)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Sigh*

Ms.Heavy-Iron: She should be here soon.
*Sound of armor clanking*

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: There she is.
Ms.Tomoko: *grumbling sounds*

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Didn't go the way you hoped.
Ms.Tomoko: No.

Ms.Tomoko: Apparently they think you are some great warrior, so i'll have to make due with you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll do more than make do, so.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Consider us business partners Tomoki.
Ms.Tomoko: What!?

Ms.Tomoko: Tomoki!?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yep, your nickname.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You don't like it, i think it sounds cute.
Ms.Tomoko: No i don't! And its not cute!

Ms.Tomoko: Don't butcher my last name like that. Just address me by Ms.Tomoko or my first name.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You never told me your first name.
Ms.Tomoko: Its Satsuki, and don't go butchering that either.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Satsuki Huh, a prettier name than i was expecting, then again your pretty cute too so.

Satsuki*blushing*: P-retty, Cute! w-w-what.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's right.

Satsuki: I-I don't get um....w-whatever, Don't call me cute okay.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why?
Satsuki: B-because, i'll um....just shut up!

Satsuki: Now lets get to the carts okay.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Right behind you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm gonna have fun with this girl.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: So where's this dungeon?
Satsuki: Out to the West.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But where.
Satsuki: You'll see. It'll take us at least a day to get halfway there.

Satsuki: Say, is there even a remote chance you don't have a spare dress or underwear somewhere.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why, it shouldn't bother you that much.
Satsuki: It does because....nevermind.

(Several Hours later, the Pale)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: wow.

Satsuki: Pretty cool huh?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yeah, this camping set is great!
Satsuki: Thank you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmm.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nice to be by a warm fire on a nice night like this huh.
Satsuki: Yeah.

Satsuki: Very nice

Satsuki: ....The fire
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey!

Satsuki: H-Huh?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You okay,

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Before you were all mean and arrogant, but since you got on the carriage you've been all calm and quite, you keep zoning in and out too while staring at me. Something you want to say?....or Do?

Satsuki: Its nothing!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You sure, i am willing to listen. Or even help you solve the problem.

Satsuki: I assure you its....nothing, just...

Satsuki: Personal issue.

Satsuki: Something i've got to take care of myself.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ...........Okay then *yawn*, welp.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm off to bed, coming Satsuki.
Satsuki: Sure....

Satsuki: I'm right....

Satsuki: *swallowing sound* behind you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Night Ms.Tomoki.
Satsuki: *Sigh*, goodnight Emily.

(Few hours later)

*Snoozing sounds*

Satsuki: *Sighing* Dammit.

Satsuki: Not again.

Satsuki: Every night with this, why?
*Emily's light snoozing*

Satsuki: Hmm?

Satsuki: O-Oh.

*Sleeping sound*

Satsuki: W-well, I guess i can take care of it now.

Satsuki: I don't think she'll hear me...i hope.

*Heavy breathing and sound of skin slapping*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm.

Satsuki: Haaa, mmm.

Satsuki: Just a little mor-

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Satsuki
Satsuki: *Gasping* Emily! I.

Satsuki: H-Hold on, i-i can explain, y-you see th-.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: If you're gonna masturbate, please keep it down okay.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm really tired.
Satsuki: O-oh, o-okay.

Satsuki: *Exhaling* that was close.

Satsuki: I need to finish up quick.
*Heavy Breathing and skin slapping sound again*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *whispering* strange.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: why does she sound like a guy jacking off?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well *yawn* whatever, i can find out tomorrow.
Satsuki: Ahhh!

Satsuki: Finally done.

Satsuki: Zenarith that was close.

Satsuki: I can't let anyone find out about this until i've fixed it.

(Next Morning)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay i think that should do it.
Satsuki: Good, bring it over here.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Say Satsuki, about last night, just let me know before hand okay.

Satsuki: Oh um...no, i prefer to do it on my own.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Aww, come on.

Satsuki: No, Also i'd appreciate if you'd just forget what you heard last night and saw okay.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I didn't really see anything but if it means that much to you sure, my lips are sealed.
Satsuki: Thanks...and, sorry for being rude yesterday, i was a little....pent up.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *giggles* I could tell.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: But apology excepted none the less, So is this everything?
Satsuki: Yep.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I need to get a set up like this one day.
Satsuki: I can show you after our mission.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Works for me.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: So where are we headed Satsuki my cute little masturbater.
Satsuki: Seriously stop with the nicknames, and could you at least put on some kind of cloth, you look to shameless?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nope, i'm a nudist and proud of it. Is my Shamelessness too sexy for a prude like you?
Satsuki: Ye-No!....I-It's just distracting, I....whatever lets go.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *giggles* you're pretty cute when your mad.

Satsuki: J-Just shut up about my looks.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hehe, okay, so, are we headed West still.
Satsuki: Yes.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Can i at least know where west?

Satsuki: The reach.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why didn't you say so before?

Satsuki: Many people are scared off by forsworn.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh that makes sense, I wouldn't be surprised either.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: They always tend to be really rapy.
Satsuki: ......................what?