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That Ass.

 

(Nightgate Inn)

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahh, just what i needed.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks again Hadring, this was just what i needed.
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Hadring: Its no problem, you give me quite a bit of coin, but since you two have come here often enough i have good question.
Rosa: go ahead.
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Harding: why are you too always wearing little to no armor, where would you get such armor anyways?
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well its kind've a long story, its a little raunchy too.
Rosa: Yeah.
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Harding: we're all adults here, and i've heard my share of stories, especially in the wake of this war.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see, but still a few people have gotten angry from hearing my stories.
Rosa: I heard that too, Also why the sudden interest.
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Harding: I've met many warriors, even shirtless ones, but i've never seen anyone wear such skimpy armor.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Makes sense why you would ask then.
Rosa: you sure we won't take up any of your time.
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Harding: Oh i'm sure. There's no one here and I've got all day to listen.
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Harding: All day....to listen.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Alright then.
Rosa: Don't take back your word.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, where should i begin?
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well, it was a few days after going through some dwarven ruin, i was trying to find work.I had found a note on the ground on the way from Riften showing someone needed help hunting something big, i was willing to take the challenge but what i did not expect.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: "was the climb"
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Dear Julianos it's so high up here.

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why would anyone want to live up in such a high and cold place is beyond me, if i wasn't half nord i'd be dead already.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, The note says that i should be meeting up in Angi's camp, why would they want to meet me so high up in the mountain though.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wait, that looks like it.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hello, anyone here?
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Angi: Yes, name's Angi, and if you try anything stupid i'll shoot your throat out.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wow, um...No i'm here for work actually.
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Angi: by shor, she attracted someone just like her.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What?
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Angi: nothing, she's outside, just follow the banging.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thank you.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wonder what she'll be like
*Hammering Sound*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: oh that must be her.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hello Ms, my name is E-
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: BY HIRCINE!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: LOOK AT ASS!!!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: mmmm, I didn't expect my employer to be this.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Endowed, how nice.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Excuse me Ms, are you Rosa?
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Rosa: Hmm, yes i am, what do you need.

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: My name is Emily Heavy-Iron, i'm here to help you hunt a....dragon, is what it says.
Rosa: Oh!
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Rosa: i sent that out 2 weeks ago, i didn't think anyone would take to that challenge. Thank you for answering.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Not problem,and after arriving here and seeing you, i'm more than willing to help you, if you have the tools and the skills.
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Rosa: I'm more than proficient with my Warhammer
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's good, i'm skilled with by Bow and Tanto and know a little about magic too.
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Rosa: then we should go, i don't know if the dragon is still there. i'll explain everything i know on the way.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, thanks for the job too by the way.
Rosa: No problem.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: aren't you cold up here with no clothes.
Rosa: i could say the same for you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: True.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: "it took us 2 days to get there but we made it safely"
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: So the farms nearby are in danger then?
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Rosa: yes, but i also have another more personal primary reason for hunting it, getting away from the farms is a bonus to me.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh? What might that be?
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Rosa: As a final test to pass my teachers test into being a true warrior, i must kill a dragon and turn its corpse into armor.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, now that sounds like a hard test. But a nice reward.

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well this looks like the place.
Rosa: Yeah.
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Rosa: Kinda intimating.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: A little.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: So its all the way up there.
Rosa: According to this book yes, i saw it flying around but i've never seen it land.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well it seems like a short climb anyways, so lets go.
Rosa: Okay.
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Rosa: We're close to the top now.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: We should lay low, just in case.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: There it is.
Rosa: wow.
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Rosa: its big.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't think it sees us. So what's the plan.
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Rosa: Well we could charge it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No no, its an elder dragon, charging it wouldn't be too good, it would send fireballs at you.
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Rosa: Elder dragon? Why do you know the type.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I've....met a few, long story, never defeated one though, my bow i made from a corpse.

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Rosa: i'll ask later, but what do you suggest.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: We sneak up on it and get its wings first, then when it can't fly you go for the head. Here are some anti-magic rings.
Rosa: Thanks.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now lets go, we have be very quiet.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Dragons have great hearing.
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Elder Dragon: WE'RE NOT BLIND BITCH, I CAN SEE YOU!!!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Julianos dammit, Rosa we'll go with your plan.
Rosa: why did we try to sneak in front of it!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Half the people i meet i can do that with so i forget sometimes.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ow that burns.
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Rosa: get down here coward.
Elder Dragon: Make me.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Done
Elder Dragon: AHH.
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Elder Dragon: My Wing, you'll pay for that!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now Rosa!
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Rosa: Okay!
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Rosa: Fall Dragon!
Elder Dragon: Never!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Keep going Rosa!
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Rosa: Dammit its tough.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: its okay, my arrows should be slowing it down.
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Rosa: Its getting
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Rosa: too hot.
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Rosa: i can't
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*Falls*
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Rosa!

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Damn you dragon!
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Your fight is with me. Stay away from her.
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Elder Dragon: Your next wench.
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Elder Dragon: And you'll be just as easy.
*Rosa Moves*
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: *whispering* good, she's still alive, guess i'll use this trick.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Too strong, i need to run.
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*Dragon flys over for a moment then lands*
Elder Dragon: oh no you don't!
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Elder Dragon: you can't escape Meat,
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *whispers* Sucker.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Rosa, can you move?
Rosa: yeah.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good, stay behind me.
Rosa: No, just cover me.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: What?
Rosa: I must kill it, i must complete the test. Or i can never face my master again.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Very well, Go Rosa, show that overgrown lizard what you can do!
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Elder Dragon: DIE MORTAL
Rosa: I don't think so.
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Elder Dragon: NO, WHY DO YOU NOT FALL.
Rosa: I am the Dragon Hunter Rosa Round-Bottom.
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Rosa: I won't
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Rosa: Fall to
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Rosa: Anyone!
*Sound of Elder Dragons skull breaking*
Elder Dragon: GAHHH!!!
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Rosa: Least of all, you.
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*Dragon Falls Limp*
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Rosa: We did it!

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Rosa: We killed a Dragon, Master i passed the test.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Congratulations Rosa.
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Rosa: I almost can't believe it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Me neither.
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Rosa: Thank you so much for your help. I couldn't have done it without you i though i was a goner.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey, what are friends for.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: You did most of the work, i mainly drew its attention
Rosa: No need to be modest.
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Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now lets loot this corpse and head to Riften to make us some armor. I'm pretty skilled at blacksmithing.
Rosa: Cool, we share that skill, this armor will be super strong because of both of us then.

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Ms.Heavy-Iron: oh, i found a guard helmet, that'll sell nice.
Rosa: I found a sweet roll.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ........what?
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Part 2 http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2420-pantyless-ally-22/

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