Narrator: You've seen them at the circus.

[whistling]

Narrator: You've seen them at little Timmy's birthday party.

[cheering]

Narrator: You've even seen them on backwards streets.

[laughter]

Narrator: But what if these friendly faced fellows were actually... frighteningly ferocious fanatics?

[sinister laughter]

Narrator: Director Arin Wyeth knows how terrifying this movie is and is willing to pay 1000 dollars to your next of kin should you die of fright! If you are brave enough, then come to the theater this October and watch as the clowns get their last laugh, only in: Honk Honk Stab Stab!