How we all missed this type of entries,

Anyway, great to have you back on this doc!

Okay, I started right there... now what's next?

If I say "do what comes naturally", am I going to regret it?

Cook up six pounds of bacon and eat it all in one sitting?

Well, you'll probably not regret it...

Imagine my relief

Well, what was I supposed to do to her? Touch her? No way, man! Girls have, like, cooties and stuff! Eewwwwww...

And that one's probably got dragonborn cooties. Not that I have any idea what a cootie actually is, you understand.

Cooties. A North American thing, apparently.

Dreaded Lurgi.

Ah. Lurgi I understand. Also Hurgi and Durgi.

In other news, there's a letter arrived for you here from a Mister Calvin N. Hobbes saying your application for membership in G.R.O.S.S. has been approved. Would you like me to forward it?

Only if I can have a title like "High Supreme Major General," and my duties would include throwing mushy apples.

Deputy High Supreme Major General, and your duties also include filling up the water balloons.