Isran: "Tell me again why you came here."

 

Serana:  "I've told you before: I will tell you everything, but not until the Dragonborn arrives.  Sheesh."
Isran: "We have ways of making you talk."

 

 

Serana: "Really, Isran?  So far the only thing you seem to know about vampires is how to kill them, and I won't do much talking then ... how about I give you a proposal."
 

 

Isran: "Go on."
 

 

Serana: "First, could you let me down? You can keep the cuffs on if you like them on me, but this is making me annoyed, and that makes me less willing to cooperate.

 

 

Isran:  "Fine."

 

 

"... so what's your request?"

 

"I'm hungry.  I've been in torpor for centuries, and while I understand that you won't let me feed blood, I was wondering if you could give me something else.  Fuck me, Isran.  Give me a good hearty load of that cum.  In the absence of blood it's the next best thing."
 

(and besides, it's not like vampires are all a walking metaphor for venereal disease anyway)"

 

 

Isran: "I'm not raping you, monster."
Serana: "Who said anything about rape, Mr. Lawful Stupid?  I'm -asking- you for sex.  Consent is already given."
Isran: "It won't work on me."
Serana: " Oh ... I see..."

 

 

(activating Vampire's Seduction)

Serana: "You do see me as a monster, don't you?  An aberration of nature?  You should strip me down to make me seem less human."

 

 

Isran:  "Good point, you vile thing.  Let's reveal the beast beneath you."

 

 

Serana: "I am just this filthy creature in the shape of a young woman.  I'm here at your mercy. "

 

 

Serana: "Show me how strong you are."

 

 

Isran: "Yes, suck on this monster."

 

 

Serana: "Oh yes, I can feel your cock, so warm, so hard, so ready..."

 

 

Suddenly, there are alarms bell going off in Castle Dawnguard

 

Celann:  "Isran!  Come quickly!"

Isran: "I'm trying!"

Celann: " ... I meant to say, we're under attack!  Vampires!  We're needed at the perimeter."

Isran: "Oh, for fucks' sake."

 

 

Isran: "Agmaer!  Farm boy!  Stay back and guard this entrance.  But DON'T GO INSIDE.  The vampire's too dangerous to face on your own."

 

 

"LET"S DO THIS!"

 

 

Serana: "Hello? Farmboy?  I'm actually quite safe.  Don't worry.  I just need to drink something."

 

Agmaer (looking around): "Isran told me to stay out of this room and  ... OH MY"

 

 

Serana: "Come here, boy, and finish what your master started."

 

 

Meanwhile, outside the castle

Isran:  "YEAH!  This is the only thing that I'll ever really love."

 

Inside Castle Dawnguard

 

Agmaer: "Oh, Stendarr's Mercy, you feel amazing."
Serana:  "Oh, you are randy.  And so young.  So dedicated."

 

 

"... you must have so much cum in that thick cock of yours ready to go."

 

 

Agmaer: "I can't hold back.  I'm gonna ..."
Serana: "Yes, do it.  Go deep.  Fill me up."

 

Agmaer: "Unggghg."
Serana: "Oh, farm boy..."

 

 

Meanwhile ...

Isran:  "YEAH!  WHO'S NEXT?"

 

 

Serana: "Oh, ready to go again?  Ok..."

 

 

Isran: "That's what you get for coming into MY HOUSE, you degenerates."

 

 

Serana: "Oh, farm boy, you ARE relentless. Just using my body for all of your pleasure."

 

 

Eventually, the Dawnguard defeat the vampire raid.
 

Isran: "Now, back to working on that prisoner."

Celann: "Uhh, btw, Isran, I didn't want to mention this during the battle, but your breech fly is open."

Isran: "Shut up, Celann."

 

 

Serana: "mmfggh, fthghbt!"

Agmaer: "By the gods, I can't stop cumming."

Isran: "FARM BOY!"

Agmaer: "... oh shit ..."

 

 

Isran: "I'm gonna bury your pa's goddamn axe in that thick skull of yours.  Do you have any idea what sort of interrogation sessions you've messed up?"

Serana: "Oh, he messed me up all good, Isran."

 

 

Serana: "but now, I'm so satiated that I'm just going to go sleep.  Wake me when the Dragonborn comes back."

Isran: "DAMMIT"