Aria Bal

HAPPY N7 DAY EVERYONE!

Commander Shepard

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Blog on the Citadel

Aria Bal

Close enough Shepard, anyway it is so great to have you here Commander

Commander Shepard

Glad to be here Aria

Aria Bal

He has no idea what is going on, you see he crashed on my planet aka Nirn and now he and his friends are stuck here, thats the canon ending for Mass effect 3 for me anyway guys

Commander Shepard

So what am I supposed to do?

Aria Bal

Look cool, I'll do all the talking Shepard

Commander Shepard

Alright, I think I can do that

Aria Bal

Anyway, as a Hardcore Mass Effect Fan I just have to say that I adore you and the entire Normandy crew and I mean everyone from Wrex, Garrus, Liara, Kaiden.. uh I mean Ashley to even Saren and Sovereign, heck Tali is my favorite romance for you oh and that Aria T'loak girl was wait... why do some of these names sound familiar? Anyway I love you all, Jack and Miranda, Jacob and Thane oh oh and Legion and... wow uh who else?

Commander Shepard

What about Kasumi or Zaeed?

Aria Bal

Uh yeah I'm an Xbox Player, we did not get those characters for like 6 months and by then I had lost the entire crew again, oh and stupid Jacob was a bad idea for... uh yeah so like everyone died (again) and I had to start over as Femshep and then I fell in love with Jennifer Hale's Voice and--

Commander Shepard

Whats wrong with my voice?

Aria Bal

Nothing Shepard, but Jennifer voice... oh it was so, Commanding

Commander Shepard

I can be Commanding, I'm Commander Shepard

Aria Bal

Yeah but she is my Shepard, but relax in my head you two are Brother and Sister so you are exist too... to me atleast to me. Anyway what I saying?

Commander Shepard

I think you needed something calibrated

Garrus Vakarian

Did someone say Calibrations?

Aria Bal

No Garrus, no one said that.

Commander Shepard

Right, so Aria you were saying?

Garrus Vakarian

Hmm, that scope... I mean camra 

Aria Bal

Leave the Camra alone Garrus, only I get to touch it

Commander Shepard

Shes right, we should not mess with that thing, who knows what could happen if we mess with it

Garrus Vakarian

Fair point, but I did not sign up on the Normandy to just stand here while the Reapers tear our universe apart, who knows if we even worn?

Aria Bal

Relax, you won. No one died, well... uh some people died. Sorry too soon about Legion? Um.. yeah so the Reapers are defeated, everyone who is important is alive minus Kaiden of course he died ages ago... right.

Commander Shepard

Hmm, I miss Kaiden

Garrus Vakarian

I miss Ashley

Aria Bal

I miss Jenkins

Commander Shepard

Who?

Garrus Vakarian

Yes, whose this Jenkins?

Aria Bal

Really? Commander Jenkins was an important member of the original Normandy crew

Commander Shepard

Right right, Jenkins.... he was a good friend, a good solider... and true--

Garrus Vakarian

You have no idea how bad you are at lying 

Aria Bal

And dancing, Shepard you can not dance to save your life

Commander Shepard

Hey I can dance

Aria Bal

Sure, well I'm jut saying if you had a dance off to save the universe you'd lose

Commander Shepard

Dance off to save the universe, what are you talking about?

 

Garrus Vakarian

I wish Liara was here and I was back on the Normandy

Aria Bal

Doctor Liara T'Soni ah yes, me too I love that blue babe's ass as much as I love my blue ass

Commander Shepard

Hey! Thats my romantic partner your talking about

Garrus Vakarian

And dont mention Tali

Aria Bal

Which one, mine or yours? Hah!

Commander Shepard

Garrus I'm starting to think this was a bad idea

Garrus Vakarian

Really? Just now you just worked that out?

Aria Bal

You can go now guys, Aria has meet her heroes and she is happy!

Commander Shepard

Thank you, now I should go