Wrong Place, Right Time
Hiya guys,
Hope everyone is doing well! Here is the next chapter of Mai's crazy adventures. Watch out for the inevitable nudity!
It's a short little story that I remember having lots of fun making. I find the second part works well with this music. Can't think why!
Wrong Place, Right Time
Part 1
Mai: "Great, nearly home. Vilkas and the guys will be so happy to hear about another successful contract!"
Mai: "If I can keep proving my worth, I'm sure they'll start giving me some of the more interesting jobs."
Mai: "I wanna track down bandits and escaped convicts again - actual exciting contracts! And I know Vilkas wants to give me those jobs..."
Mai: "...but Aela keeps sending me out to hunt beasts. 'Too young and inexperienced' she said. Whatever - she's just jealous that I'm a better hunter than her."
Pike: "Okay, here she comes. Bodypaint....feathers....and totally naked - it's definitely her. Let's get this over with. The sooner it's finished, the sooner I can take off this horrible disguise."
Mai: "Um.....Hello?! Is there someone there?!"
Pike: "Good evening, my fair naked maiden. I didn't mean to scare you. May I have a minute of your time?"
Mai: "Eh....sure....I guess......"
Pike: "I'm so glad I randomly bumped into you just now. Might I say your vagina is looking beautiful tonight!"
Mai: "Um.....thanks.......I think! I hope you're not a bandit, with plans to rape me....."
Pike: "Rape you?! The thought never crossed my mind!"
Mai: "...and you're not a vampire, planning to turn me into some kind of food source?"
Pike: "Ha! Young lady, you are not only adorable - you also have the most amazing imagination! I'm afraid I am just a poor farmer who has happened upon some abandoned puppies in an old ruined house near here. I was hoping you could help me bring them back to my farm so I may look after them."
Mai: "Puppies! Okay I can definitely help with puppies. Sorry about those weird questions - you wouldn't believe the last few weeks I've had!"
Pike: "Not at all, my dear. Follow me, I'll lead you to the shack. My name is Pike, by the way. And you are....?"
Mai: "My name is Mai....from the city of Whiterun."
Pike: "A pleasure to meet you......Mai."
Pike: "Okay, there's the old house. The puppies are inside."
Pike: "Wait out here for just a few moments - I don't want to scare them to death by both of us arriving at once."
Mai: "Okay......if you say so......"
Pike: "I'll go in first. I'll call your name when it's okay to follow..."
Pike: "Heh, I can't believe how easy this is!"
Pike: "Okay, she's outside. She even identified herself by name. Let's do this!"
To be continued...
Part 2
Mai: "Hmmm - wait out here by myself so as not to scare the puppies?! Why do I get the feeling that there are no puppies inside that old house, and that man is up to no good?! C'mon Mai, don't be so cynical - I'm sure he's just a kindly farmer. Probably never hurt a fly..."
Nuvee: "Did she see through your disguise, Pike? Does she know we're Dark Brotherhood?"
Pike: "Do you take me for some kind of idiot?! Of course she didn't. She thinks I'm trying to rescue puppies! And next time you can wear the stupid disguise..."
Nuvee: "Okay, Okay - stop your whining. So tell me, what's the story behind this girl? Why are we murdering her exactly?"
Pike: "Ha! Apparently some fool bandit by the name of Talon tried to rape her a while back. She chopped off his penis before he got anywhere!"
Pike: "Now the dickless moron is withering away in Riften jail - and apparently he's kinda sour over the whole affair. That's where we come in. Anyway, enough talk. I'll call her in now - you hide behind the doorway and get ready to take her out..."
"Ooooohhhh - take her out? That sounds romantic! Who are you gonna take out?"
Pike: "Eh.....who in OBLIVION are you?!"
"That's no way to speak to a lady! Where are you manners? My name is Nara. And you fine people are.....?"
Nuvee: "Who we are is none of your concern. This doesn't involve you - so please leave."
Nara: "Well....y'see that's the thing. Now that I've wandered over here it kinda does involve me! Funny how that works, right!"
Pike: "You little BITCH! You are speaking to two members of the Dark Brotherhood. If you don't FUCK OFF in the next four seconds we will kill you where you stand. How's that for funny?!"
Nara: "-SIGH- I tried to be polite...but it's pretty obvious that's not working...."
Nara: "So I guess it's time I tried something else...!"
Nuvee: "Um....Pike. I think we might have a probl------"
KRA--THOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
Pike: "GRAAAAAACKKKKK----------------"
KA-THOOOOM!
Mai: "What was that?!
Nuvee: "YOU........YOU JUST KILLED HIM! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Nara: "Oh, so now you want to hear what I have to say? But I thought you wanted me to leave? Why the sudden change of heart? Is it because I just fried your annoying friend to a crisp?"
Nuvee: "Yes! That's exactly the reason - because you just fried my colleague to a crisp. What do you want from me?! Please....just tell me!"
Nara: "What do I want? I want to see you begging and afraid for your life. And now that I've seen it, our transaction is complete. Time to join your buddy, the piece of toast..."
Nuvee: "You fool! You have no idea the enemy you have made here tonig----------"
KRA-THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Nuvee: "AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE----------"
Nara: "So long, enemy!"
Mai: "YOU IN THE HOUSE - THIS IS MAI FROM THE COMPANIONS! I'M COMING IN - PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS - I MEAN YOU NO HARM!!!"
Nara: "Mai from the companions?! Well...whoever she is I guess I just saved her life. Maybe I can claim a favour some day. For now, it's time for me to disappear...."
Mai: "Looks like Pike is no longer in the land of the living..."
Mai: "Oh no.....what in Oblivion happened here....?"
Mai: "Ugh.....I knew there wouldn't be any puppies!"
The End!
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