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Following Connor Strathclyde, a young, aspiring writer settting himself the goal of reviving gonzo journalism, but discovering avenues of hedonism open to him far beyond what he could possibly have imagined.

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Prologue: A Day in the Life

Tuesday, October 12, 1999   Not sure why I'm doing this. I read somewhere that keeping a journal helps you focus and organize your life, and, well things have felt a little unfocused lately, so here I am. I'll see how it goes. Not sure how to start, so I'll just start by describing my day. It was a day like any other day. Woke up around 9 or 10. No reason to get up any earlier than that.     Always start the day with a good shower and some breakfast. Cleanliness an
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Chapter 3: Wherein Our Hero Discovers His Next Story

So it was deep into summer, and I was still working on Mother May I, when I discovered my next investigation. I'd heard about the illicit black market trade in Selvadoradan artifacts. The Selvadoradan government had been trying to clamp down on it, but having little luck. So, for fact-gathering purposes, I booked a flight down there. It's a beautiful country.     While I was there, I quickly discovered the problem. As is usually the case, it was money. Corruption, to b
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Chapter 1: Wherein We Meet Our Intrepid Hero

Well, shit, people. I guess I'm writing my memoirs. My editor says it's time, my agent says it will help spike interest in my previous writing, and the drugs are telling me to do whatever crazy shit pops into my head right now, so why not give this a chance?   This crazy journey all started when I came out of J School and got a regular assignment at the San Myshuno Record. They shipped me off to this dumb burg in the sticks called Strangerville and asked me to write on anything interes
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Chapter 2: Naomi

From: nfernandes@simsmail.com To: maya_fullservice@simsmail.com Date: 06.12.2000 14:45:12 Subject: the club   girl i'm starting to get a little disillusioned here. i've been working it at the club for a while just like we talked about. doing my thing. flirting with the clients. working it for tips. even gave that pancakes kid a private dance today. i'm pretty sure he's got some family money.     but my bank account is still depressing as hell. tell m
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Chapter 4: BustyGrace

DEAR SUBSCRIBER:   Thank you for joining BustyGrace.COM! My home on the internet.     I know you are going to be very happy with your membership here, especially since you joined up during our partnership with SimharanKitty.COM, and you'll be getting access there, as well! You can use the username and password you created while signing up for your membership to access both sites, but in this welcome email, I wanted to send you a few pics to highlight what you'll be
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Chapter 11: Wherein Our Hero Makes a Move

As the summer of 2001 wound down, and we could see autumn barreling toward us, it was finally time for me to say goodbye to Strangerville. My role in the film adaptation of Omiscan Blood resulted in some more work offers for screenplays, and while the films hadn't yet been produced, the advances from the studios gave me more than enough money to move into something more comfortable. I wanted something a little closer to the city, but still not quite in the city, you know? So I bought a spread ou
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Chapter 9: Wherein Our Hero Works on Self-Improvement

As the summer wore on, and I was eyeing the end of my sabbatical, I decided to spend the free time I had left working on myself. First step: eating better. Can't say I was a fan of this, but as my gut had been getting rounder and rounder, I forced myself to stick with it. The veggie burgers were not enjoyable, let me just be clear about that.     I also grew out both my hair and my beard. I was really just doing it to try something different, but while I wasn't enamored with
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Chapter 16: Maya

TRIGGER WARNING: There is a small amount of gunplay and violence in this chapter, but nothing crazy or too explicit.   SMS TEXT TO: NAY hey girl it was nice to see you earlier today. the baby is gorgeous.     SMS TEXT FROM: NAY thx girl! so glad we are cool again     SMS TEXT TO: NAY that was on me not you. i know you treat gomes right.     SMS TEXT FROM: NAY so what are you up
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Chapter 7: Wherein Our Hero Discovers the Price of Success

Early in 2001, two things happened. My expose on the Selvadoradan artifact trade was published, and a week later, so was Omiscan Blood, the book I had been preparing to put out at the same time, telling the same story, but in much more detail. I took some time off, which I mostly spent getting high and downloading porn online.     I noticed that porn seemed to be moving away from professionals and towards amateurs, filming themselves at home. I guess that was possible now th
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Chapter 13: Wherein Our Hero Gets Back to Work

We were all in a bit of a malaise after the attacks. We knew much of what we'd be writing about over the next few years would change. But for the time, the whole world seemed to be in a holding pattern, as powerful people studied the board and planned their next move. I was given an editor title next to my contributor title, which meant I had to help other writers at times. I was tasked with helping shape up a deep dive into the career of a popular young actress who had jumped from commercials t
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Chapter 23: Wherein Our Hero Receives His Prize

After the new year came around, it was confirmed that Anne and I were both accepted into the Chestnut Swingers. I was eager to see where this new adventure led. I felt like I'd probably blown my chance with Erin. I hadn't spoken to her in months. She was a big star now. Got the starring role in one of those comic book movies that are all the rage now.     It had come out during the big holiday blockbuster season, and her performance was so lauded, she won a
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Chapter 22: BustyGrace

Announcement   Well, fans, it's been many years of sexy, sexy fun, but it's time to move to the next step. I've decided to start my own production company, and take this operation to the next level. So today, I am announcing, in partnership with AEP, Inc., the formation of BustyGrace Productions, Inc., where I hope to bring the hottest young female talent from our humble internet beginnings into the future of adult entertainment. Chad and I will still be providing our loyal fans with h
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Chapter 5: Wherein Our Hero Discovers the Benefits of the Omiscan Artifact Trade

Winter was settling in, and I could see the end of the year. My career had finally reached a turning point. The publishing of Mother May I, by Connor Strathclyde. Looking back on this years later, it's hard to separate my life now from my life then, but it's important to remember that, at the time, I was still relatively unknown. My name was out there, because of the Strangerville expose, but they hadn't yet awarded the Simlitzer, so publishing this book was going to get my name out there a whol
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Chapter 18: Pedro

Friday, August 17, 2002   So the thing is, I have always loved pussy. I don't know how else to start this entry. From the minute I got my first hard on, and jacked myself off thinking about the big ol' titty neighbor, I have been constantly dreaming about pussy. Elisa was my first.     And that's why she's special. She's my girl. She was the first girl to show me her tits. The first girl to show me her snatch. The first girl to give me a handy. The first girl to su
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Chapter 31: Wherein Our Hero Gets a Commission

So Pedro had this girl he wanted me to meet. Alana. She was 18, but her birthday was coming up, and in Newcrest, you had to be 19 to work in a strip club, which meant she was about to start dancing for him. But she came off as this cute, innocent little thing.     He said he wanted me to help break her in for life at Picante. Pedro had never led me wrong before when it came to girls, so I made sure to plan a stopover the next time I was meeting the publisher out east. It was
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Chapter 6: Pedro

Friday, December 1, 2000   Well, I'm looking at this journal and realizing it's been a couple of weeks since I put in an entry. I need to get back into it, so I'm doing it tonight. Been a lot going on, and I need to get my head around it. I've already put down my thoughts about a lot of things. Elisa adopted her distant cousin from the Old World, which I wasn't excited about, but I support her, I guess. I know she wants a kid of her own, and I'm honestly not trying to avoid it, but it'
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Chapter 8: Erin

The Hot New Starlet You Need To Know!   Erin Emerald is only 19, and she's already taking Del Sol by storm. We sat down with her to learn her secrets, and try to get a hint of where her career might be going next.   DEL SOL VALLEY - When we sat down with Erin, we were immediately drawn to her personality. She's precocious, vivacious, luscious, just about any -cious you can think of. She started off getting noticed as the cute girl in several commercials, which helped her land
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Chapter 27: Wherein Our Hero Revisits an Old Story

So the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Three was coming to a close, and my editors decided I should take Grace up on her offer to revisit her growing porn empire. They thought it would be a fascinating follow-up. After all, porn was going mainstream, now, and Grace was perhaps the best example of the people who made that happen. So she invited me over to her studio, which she was proud to tell me was self-funded. She had a partnership with AEP, but they owned no stake in her production company
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Chapter 12: Anton

Trigger warning: This chapter contains violence, some of it in a sexual context. I don't think it's over the top, but if that's an issue for you, move forward cautiously.   INTERVIEW WITH CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANT REDACTED REDACTED ("REDACTED") REGARDING MURDER OF ANTON ZYDANIA - PART 1   Q: So, REDACTED, tell us how this started.   A: Well, Pedro brought a new girl in from out of town, and she had a bodyguard with her.     Q: This was strange?
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Chapter 32: Iliana

Dear Katerina,   I know it has been a while since I disappeared, but I wanted to let you and the other girls know I am okay. Please do not to be sharing this letter with Irina. I have dropped it in the mail while traveling, so the postcode will not help anyone find me, and I am sorry you will not be able to answer, but still, just to be safe, and to keep you out of trouble, do not let her know I have written.   I am doing fine, but am very bored. I moved into a tiny trailer o
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Chapter 10: Maya

SMS TEXT TO: NAY dammit girl i saw you and gomes. dont be fuckin up my brother     SMS TEXT FROM: NAY i dont know what you are talking about. we were just hanging out     SMS TEXT TO: NAY thats shit girl. i saw the whole thing through your window     SMS TEXT TO: PAPI P i am so fed up right now i want that
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Chapter 14: Elisa

Session notes - session 1 - client EM   EM is friendly and eager to open up. Promising subject.     Client referred by OBGYN - middle of 2nd trimester - concern over possible pregnancy related stress - Q about family.     A she likes her family, she had a good upbringing. Only child. Wanted children of her own for long time. Adopted a distant cousin from overseas to give her a better education. Now she has married and moved in with the father o
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Chapter 24: Maya

SMS TEXT TO: MANO hey bro just got done workin out how you doin     SMS TEXT FROM: MANO life busy w the baby you?       SMS TEXT TO: MANO you and nay good?     SMS TEXT FROM: MANO of course why you ask       SMS TEXT TO: MANO jus checkin need advice gotta business prop from P     SMS TEXT FROM: MANO um alright
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Chapter 17: Wherein Our Hero Joins a Club

It was the Summer of 2002, and I was 25 going on 26 when I realized I was starting to feel old. It didn't happen all at once. Several things led to it. Don't get me wrong, life was still good. I was working in the City for the Record four days a week, writing both books and articles that were increasing my fame.     I was getting a lot better at this wine thing. I discovered that a lot of the wine I'd made last year tasted better simply by sitting in the cellar all winter. I
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Chapter 26: Kayla

Author's note: Just to forestall any concern in a chapter about a clearly disturbed man, but, no, despite similar hairstyles and a love for glasses, the girl at the end of this chapter is not the underage girl from Willow Creek. She's a senior at Copperdale and 18. Can't get those kinds of tattoos until you're of age. I definitely expect you'll see Britney naked eventually, but not for four more (sim) years.   Dear Mother,   Warmest greetings! But enough chit-chat, I'm too ex
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