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Back with ENB and Pest control.
(Whiterun Hold Plains)
Hunter: Someone, anyone!
Hunter: Help!
Hunter: Help!!!
Archer: Oh some prey.
Swordswoman: you can't be serious.
Archer: come on lets go before he's eaten.
Hunter: Someone!!!
Hunter: Wah!
Hunter: Ow.
Hunter: Gods no.
Hunter: Kynerath save me
*Roaring and several piercing and swishing sound*
Hunter: W-what?
Hunter: What happened?
Hunter: their dead, but who could have got them both that quick?
Archer: Are you okay?
Hunter: Yes i'm fine, thanks to y-
Hunter: ou....by Kynerath.
Woman: is something wrong?
Hunter: n-no, i uh, i mean, Ah hem
Hunter: Thank you for saving my life, i would have been their next meal if you hadn't come along. If there is any way i can repay you, just let me know um..?
Woman: call me Ms.Heavy-Iron, and now that you mention it there is, yo-
Swordswoman: No.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But?
Swordswoman: No. You, hunter, Scram! Girl talk.
Hunter: y-yes, right away mam.
Hunter: Thank you again Ms.Heavy-Iron.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No problem, keep outta trouble okay.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: dammit Sylvie, why do you have to ruin my fun?
Sylvie: because my job is just to escort you from the Windhelm jail after paying your bounty and bringing you back to whiterun. However i had to wait as you felt the need to fuck 11 different guys on the way here, each took 2 hours at least! That took forever!
Sylvie: and another thing! Its Sy-Vi-A, Not Syl-Vie! I hate the way you make my name sound all cutesy like that, it pisses me off.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's why i do it, your annoyed face is so cute.
SylvieSylvia: whatever, are we close, cause i wanna go now.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Awww, but it was so much fun being with you, come on, lets go back to whiterun and get some mead real quick.
Sylvia: No, i just want to be done with this and go home.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *sigh* Very well you can go then, i can walk myself from here, i keep my home a secret anyways, thanks Sylvie.
Sylvia: Whatever.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: oh yeah, before you go, i need one thing from you?
Sylvia: and that is?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yoink!
Sylvia: AHH!!!
Sylvia: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, what a cute thong.
Sylvia: You!
*swishing sound*
Sylvia: Slut?
Sylvia: where did?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Consider this revenge for letting that cute little wood elf get away!
Sylvia: Dammit Emily! Give those back!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nah, i'll keep them for now, thanks for breaking me out of jail!
Sylvia: you bitch! When i get up there i'l-
*swishing sound*
Sylvia: Again! How is sh-!
*swishing sound*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets have a drink next time you come to Whiterun for business okay? And maybe i'll give you your panties back.
Sylvia: wha?
*swishing sound*
Sylvia: (Sigh)
Sylvia: Until we meet again, you weird slut.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: See you soon Sylvie.
*swishing sound*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, Hello my beautiful sweet home!!! How i've missed you!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: First thing i'll do is take a bath then take a nice long nap in-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HIRCINES SHIT!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SKEEVERS!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: How in Oblivion did so many get in?
Voice: Hello who's there?
Man: What? Who are you, Why are you naked, and what are you doing in my home?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Your Home! No! This is My home! And who in Oblivion are you!?
Man: I am Hamelyn Lord of the Skeevers, and this is my base for the Glorious Skeever army to take over Whiterun.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ......................w-what?
Hamelyn: Speaking of which? Men! We have been running low on soldiers sense we were thrown out from the Meadery. But fear not my brethren, there is hope!
Hamelyn: Lord Peryite has sent us a beautiful naked woman to expand our army, we must not waste a second.
Hameyln: Go my men, rape her to your hearts content, and give us thousands of more brothers.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ..............................................
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, I've decided that you lack any sound logic and therefore you are too dumb to live.
Hameyln: What are you?
Hameyln: GODS NOOO, PEYRITE HELP US!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: JULIANOS SAYS DIE!!!
*Various screeching sounds from skeevers*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Sigh*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I should get a housekeeper to clean up these types of messes.
Bonus
Ther1pper: Always check your surroundings before firing, ooor.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: THEY WERE IN THE TUB TOO!!! DAMMIT!!!
Loading is dangerous, believe it or not, there was a 2nd one another 100ft above that one.
The level of fucks in this picture are abnormally low.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Not even i would fuck a Skeever, let alone 80 of them.
My other angry option.
ENB's take a normally hard process and make it 3 times harder with the 1-25fps rates sometimes, but this came out beautifully.
The next story might take awhile, keyword is "might" as i'm still new to ENB's and last time i entered a city using an ENB, i dropped to 1 frame per 3 seconds. So if i can find a way to make this ENB less taxing on my FPS, then i can get this done quicker. Also Falkreath just hates me.
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