Hulda: "Can I get you ladies another drink?"

 

 

Mai: "I better not. I'm already starting to feel a little woozy!"

Hulda: "But you've only had one...!"

 

 

Ysolda: "Mai doesn't drink very often. You wouldn't believe how much I had to twist her arm to get her to come in here. She needs to learn how to relax and enjoy herself!"

 

 

Oluf: "Where is that idiot Doolin? I hope he is having more luck finding suitable 'subjects' than I am."

 

 

Oluf: "Wait a second.....do my eyes deceive me?! I think we have a winner!"

 

 

Oluf: "There you are Doolin. We can call off the search. I think i've found a couple of perfect candidates!"

Hulda: "Hey girls, I dunno if you've noticed but there is a pair of guys over to the right staring at you for the past few minutes..."

 

 

Ysolda: "Yes! This is just so perfect - some male attention is just what you need Mai!"

Mai: "I dunno about this...I'm not really in the mood to talk to a bunch of strangers..."

 

 

Ysolda: "Hold it right there missy! You agreed to come out tonight and have fun - and fun is what we are going to have! Don't spoil it for me."

Mai: "Okay okay...So what do you want to do?"

 

 

Ysolda: "We need to get these guys to come over. You're the naked one - wiggle your butt...or make your boobs bounce. Guys go nuts for that!"

Mai: "Okay I'm totally not doing any of THAT! Let me try something a little more subtle..."

 

 

Oluf: "Hey....check it out! That naked girl is winking at us!"

 

 

Oluf: "Ha! And to think I had imagined this whole business was going to be difficult!"

Doolin: "Stay focused. Let's just get this over with as quickly and cleanly as possible. We don't have much time."

 

 

Mai: "Okay okay okay - they're coming over! You take it from here."

Ysolda: "No way! We're a team. Relax Mai, this is going to be great."

 

 

Oluf: "Good evening ladies. My name is Oluf and this is Doolin. May I say you are both looking ravishing tonight! I'll be honest, the young lady with no clothes on sort of caught my eye from across the bar - you don't see that everyday!"

 

 

Ysolda: "Very nice to meet you. I'm Ysolda and my naked friend here is Mai. Despite her lack of attire she is actually quite shy. Say hello Mai..."

Mai: "Um....hi guys...."

 

 

Oluf: "You know...this place is a little drab for our tastes. Would you fair maidens care to join us at our camp for some drinks and merryment?"

 

 

Mai(whispering): "I really don't think we should go, something isn't right about these guys..."

Ysolda(whispering angrily): "Mai! We are going and that is final - understood?!"

 

 

Ysolda: "We'd LOVE to join you guys! Shall we go now?"

Oluf: "Excellent. We'll run on ahead and get the camp ready. It's easy to find - just outside the city, not far from the wall."

 

 

Oluf: "Let's go Doolin. We have 'preparations' to make..."

 

 

Twenty minutes later.....

 

 

Mai: "You know, i'd like it placed on record that I think this is all a bad idea."

Ysolda: "Ever since you joined the Companions you've become such a pessimist. This will be fun - maybe we'll all have a foursome!"

 

 

Mai: "Wow, I don't even know what to say to that! There is no way I'm having sex with these guys..."

Ysolda: "Not if I can help it! I'm making it my mission to see you get screwed. I think it'll do you good!"

 

 

Ysolda: "Evening, guard. We're just heading out for a while, please open the gate."

 

 

Guard: "Bit late for a stroll, no? Be careful out there, especially you with no clothes, mam. Lookouts have been reporting unusual activity tonight."

 

 

Ysolda: "Don't worry - we're meeting friends out there. We'll be just fine."

Mai: "Well there's the camp. But I don't see anyone down there..."

Ysolda: "Don't worry, they'll be around. Let's go!"

 

 

Ysolda: "I'm going to ask them to both have sex with you at the same time! Don't worry - I'll be there to give you moral support!

Mai: "If you don't cut that out I'll turn around right now! You are such a freak when you're drunk."

 

 

Mai: "Hmmmm, I still don't see them. This place is kinda creepy at night."

 

 

Ysolda: "Maybe this is the wrong place?"

Mai: "This is the only camp for miles around. And it's exactly where they said it'd be."

 

 

Mai: "Yssy, I hate to be the boring one - but maybe we should just go back to the city. It's dangerous out here at night."

Ysolda: "They've got to be somewhere nearby..."

 

 

Doolin: "Looking for us, girl...?"

 

 

Mai: "Ugh....I HATE being right all the time!"

 

 

Oluf: "Welcome ladies. I trust you are not too shocked upon witnessing our true forms."

 

 

Mai: "Stay behind me Ysolda - things have just gotten very bad."

Ysolda: "Um....does this mean there won't be any sex?"

 

 

Oluf: "Oh don't you worry, my pretty. There'll be plenty of sex. There'll also be a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering! You see Doolin and I are vampires - and we need humans such as yourselves to provide for our most basic needs: blood...and flesh!"

 

 

Mai: "You'll have to get through me first. I may be un-armed - but you're about to find out why the Companions are so feared!"

 

 

Doolin: "The small one has guts. I'll enjoy breaking her spirit, AND her body!"

 

 

Mai: "Whatever happens, Ysolda, don't let them turn you..."

 

 

Oluf: "Haha - you gotta love humans. Their blood, I mean! Get them Doolin."

 

 

Sssssstckk!

Oluf: "Eh.....Doolin.........?"

 

 

Ysolda: "What's happening Mai?!"

Mai: "I don't know...stay still...."

 

 

Oluf: "Who's ther................"

Sssssstakkk!

 

 

Ysolda: "They're both DEAD!"

Mai: "There's someone else out hunting tonight...look there - on the hill."

 

 

Celann: "Dropped 'em!"

Durak: "Two shots, two kills. Nice work boy - we'll make a vampire hunter out of you yet! Now let's get down there and check on those civilians."

 

 

Ysolda: "Who are they, Mai?"

Mai: "I've no idea....but that archer.......he's AMAZING!"

 

 

Celann: "Are you ladies okay?"

Mai: "Thanks to your archery, yes! You were incredible!"

 

 

Celann: "Oh...um....it was nothing m'lady. All in a days work!"

Mai: "Really? Well my name is Mai, and y'know I'm also a highly trained warrior. Maybe we could go back to the city and put our bodies.....I mean our skills.....together?"

 

 

Celann: "Oh.....well......I'd love to....um.....go back with you....but......."

Durak: "Hey Celann, stop yapping with that drunken prostitute and let's get moving. We've got to follow the vampire's trail back to their nest."

 

 

Mai: "No no NO!!! I am NOT a prostitute. And I have had only ONE drink!"

Celann: "Sorry Mai - I gotta run. I'm sorry the vampires tore off all your clothes, but I'm glad you're unharmed. It was nice meeting you."

 

 

Mai: "Will we meet again?!"

Celann: "Seek out the Dawnguard, and our paths will cross once more. Stay safe, Mai of Whiterun!"

 

 

Mai: "I'll find you!"

 

 

Ysolda: "What a night! Mai, I'm so sorry for making you come out here. You were right. Can you forgive me?"

Mai: "I'm sorry....did you say something Yssy? Wow - what an awesome night!"