V The Heretic Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Jazzman said: In case you haven't realized it yer, in different parts of the anglophone world a different slang is used. For example. What's a buddy? Over here it's exclusively a cock as in siddung pon di buddy, riding a cock. So, blue balls are battered testicles with sometimes fatal consequences for the owner, at worst he'd lose them ad infinitum. That.........is.........awesome? Learn something new everyday.
Jazzman Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, Jhinjer said: That.........is.........awesome? Learn something new everyday. Anytime, or is it?  Whatever Â
Guest Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Jazzman said: Anytime, or is it?  Whatever  So if your buddy is blue because he's overmedicated, his blue balls (not to confused with "blue balls")....wait, what was I saying.... O and the banana lady is here! Yay!! OK the rest of you medded blue people, it's time for your pill. *I'm* catholic (*buffs* nails) wait that's why this subject came up in the first place. Abort! Abort! Controversial swamp ahead!! (woot woot) Nevermind.
Spectre_15 Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 When I was still with my son's mother, I would masturbate, at the most, once a week, even if we went multiple weeks without sex. In the 10 or so days since we broke up, I've averaged probably 2 or 3 times a day, including yesterday where I jerked it in the morning, got laid later in the day with an ex that I'm in a FWB situation with, and still jerked it later that night. I think this describes my sex drive best:  https://youtu.be/1ah_JnaP-Xs?t=5m20s  For the record, in case it doesn't, it should start at the 5 minute, 20 second mark.
Aq150 Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 Several times a week. Depending on how I feel, up to two times each day.
Cock Sucker Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 Don’t need to much now, my mate if I give him a call will come over and and masterbate me, which 100% turns into him sucking my cock and then me sucking his cock back, or even better a long 69 cock sucking session, does wonders for relaxing lol
Inajira Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 Usually twice if its weekdays, once in the morning once in the evening. On weekends can go up to around 6 especially if stoned and/or playing games with sex mods.
xiroguxu Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Apparently, Mr. Franklin was known to be late for meetings, especially with salesmen but I didn't mind because I got to spend time with Sharon. She was about my age, 27, and had a natural beauty to her, you know, that girl next door look. She had a radiant smile that lit up the room, sandy blonde hair, hazel eyes, and small breasts. What Mother Nature didn't give her in the breast department, she sure made up for it in that gorgeous ass. Sharon has a well-cushioned, succulent derriere. To this day, she thinks she has a big ass but I think it is picture-perfect. It is round and meaty without being fat if that makes sense. When you see her ass in leggings or a pair of tight jeans, you just want to go up to her and grab a couple of handfuls of her alluring cheeks. https://pornsites.pro/ https://camjke.com/ https://freeporn.ooo/ Seeing her boss was exceptionally late, Sharon and I struck up a conversation about the weather, what we did over the weekend, and a bunch of small talk. In that conversation, we both made it known discreetly that we were both single, which piqued my interest in her even more. I would have bet money that she was married or had a boyfriend. Sharon also made it a point of continuing with her work and, curiously, still made sure she put some files away in the bottom cabinet drawer allowing me to further check out her ass. She knew I was checking her out earlier so I thought she must have been doing it on purpose to tease me but I dismissed that as wishful thinking on my part. That didn't stop me from staring at her ample ass when she was bent over with her back turned to me. It allowed me to notice her nicely shaped legs which led up to her thick thighs that led to her curvy bottom.
Guest Posted May 7, 2021 Posted May 7, 2021 During these recent lockdowns around 3-4 times a day sometimes more. Usually go a few days without doing it at all perhaps longer, depending on what my blood flow is doing and how much sex I'm having with actual physical humans.
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