The Username Thread!

[Guest]

Come up with usernames! Funny ones, cool ones, even lame ones. Anything goes. Post your favorite (or least favorite usernames).

 

Here's a terrible one: xXxT3h5N1P3DxXx

 

Go!

[MonicaAngelBlade]

Here's a few xD

Master debater

Midget in a bikini

ROFLadin

Beaverbanger

Holden Magroin

Mike_Hawk Mike_Hunt also works.

[Guest Deliria]

Diabolical Crumpet

Lord Derpington

ThunderTits

[Syndrome]

Chicken Ball

Chicken Head

Chicken's Dirty Little Secret

[Nonsense667]

Ichabod Crane Lookin' Motherfucker

[Riku20xx]

Biscuit

[gregathit]

SphincterMan

BrownNoteBoy

Ba-donk-a-donk <----Hey this one actually is kinda cool

Bacon bazooker

Bat and balls

Beef bayonet

Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

Blue-veined puss chucker

Boneless beef

Buster McThunderstick

gregathit

Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle

The Chubby conquistador

 

Many taken from here: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?296388-Huge-list-of-names-for-your-Penis

[thesapien]

Many taken from here: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?296388-Huge-list-of-names-for-your-Penis

 

Boomstick was a good one from that site, as far as names for penises. Ya know, I never quite got yours, gregathit, (your username, not referring to your penis).

[gregathit]

Ya know' date=' I never quite got yours, gregathit, (your username, not referring to your penis).

[/quote']

 

greg@hit.net used to be an email account I had. Just stuck with it over the years even when the buddy that had the email server closed it (that was a decade ago....LOL). Wish there was something more to it but there it is.......

 

Kinda took the mysterious allure out of it now didn't it......

[Siouliusn]

ÔÔ

Never saw/read the first "t" in your nick xD

I'll never read it the same way ( '')

[lolerzness]

TBH.

I dont know why i used this one.

lol? lolery? lolerzness famolerzness? xD

[Jerbsinator]

Probably see these in MW3 or some other generic shooter with too many kids with too much time:

 

EYE @|\/| 1337

Noob Pwner

I Kill U

XxXIPWNXxX

Tea Bagger

Rage Quitter

[Soulslayerzx]

Probably the most common in cod,halo, or any online mmo:

 

XxxISMOKEWEEDxxX

XNinjaAssassinBadassX

Iamlegend

CODISHGAY

MasturChef

-insertanimecharacternamehere-

[nonusnomeni]

dontsweatitsjustme

-my buddy

-my response

ijustpassingby

and this make us laughing all day

iLOVEdeadpresidents...

or this one

iamnotblondeiamjuststupid...

[Brucealso]

Masterbaiter

beavershaver

yournamehere

vibratingbob

[chromedome2010]

chuckusurthong

bettyswallox

bollenswalls

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

iMuSTBeaNCoMPLeTeiDioTTHiNKiNGoFuSeRNaMeSiWiLLNeVeRuSe

 

i dare you to use it

[johneb]

The Name-User

[MOWGAAR]

CornBread Man

Reverse ButtSLAP

Mr. Pockets

[deathparade]

Wow dafuq this is like the forum version of Call of Duty!

 

also: "NotAVirgin"