The Comrade Thread (Or the Official LLCP Thread)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Welcome Everyone to the Official LL Communist Party Thread!

 

Rules to be announced soon

 

Moderators please note that this is a joke thread and not one for the discussion of politics, which would break the rules, so please don't swing the banhammer or close the thread because of that. Thanks!

 

Rules:

1. Members must include either 'Communist' or 'Comrade' in their 'Display Name' or 'Member Title'

 

2. Members must post at least two posts in red in any BBoF thread.

 

3. Members must post stating their affiliation and/or party ideals. Capitalist arguments must be countered in any BBoF thread they are found in.

 

4. Members must declare there membership of the LLCP in the official thread

 

5. Members may be of any sexual orientation

 

6. Members may claim Communist Cookies and Leninade upon joining

 

7. Members will use the 'corrupt-a-wish' thread properly

 

8. Members caught breaking the rules will be bound and gagged

 

Current Comrades:

 

 

@Comrade AethyrMipe - Comrade General

@Comrade Flower - Second in Command

@Comrade SnowOwl - Supply Master. Third in Command.

@Comrade Lokomootje - Gagging Specialist

- Sneaking Specialist - MIA

- Scientist, Resident Alien - Undercover 

@Comrade Anachromie - Dreamer

Comrade @CPU - Communist Party Unionist

@Comrade Fienyx - Infiltration agent

- Innuendo and Resident Scientist

- Sassy Personality, 'Gardener' - MIA

Comrade @shirow - Archer

Comrade @~ Deathstalker- Lord of Wolves

@Comrade Isbariya - Skyrim Stability Guidemaster

 

 

[Guest]

Greetings Comrade General.

 

Party member signing in :salute:

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Looks at these Pinkos. Bunch of Mudaks. I bet they drink Popov and think they are big bad Riggers.

 

 

Hope I don't offend anyone. These words were taken from a online Slur Database just to get the jokes rolling

 

[Guest]

Looks at these Pinkos. Bunch of Mudaks. I bet they drink Popov and think they are big bad Riggers.

 

 

Hope I don't offend anyone. These words were taken from a online Slur Database just to get the jokes rolling

 

 

We are not offended but your still going for re-education haha

[Cynical Misanthrope]

We are not offended but your still going for re-education haha

 

 

Communist education? To that I say:

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

 

We are not offended but your still going for re-education haha

 

 

Communist education? To that I say:

 

 

The party mocks your laughter, capitalist 

[Rorschach666]

[Laura]

Uuuhhm...

I hear there are cookies here.

Where are the cookies.

I was promised coockies.

[Guest]

Uuuhhm...

I hear there are cookies here.

Where are the cookies.

I was promised coockies.

 

You have to join the party to be elligible for cookies

[Laura]

 

Uuuhhm...

I hear there are cookies here.

Where are the cookies.

I was promised coockies.

 

You have to join the party to be elligible for cookies

 

 

Aww.

[Guest]

It is free to join

[Laura]

But, then i'll be a communist.

 

(WOOOOOO 1000th post )

[Guest]

You say that like its a bad thing

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Exactly   

 

But, then i'll be a communist.

 

(WOOOOOO 1000th post ) Congrats

A free bag of my cookies and a bottle of Leninade for every new comrade

[Laura]

That sounds really appealing.

[Guest]

Then become a comrade...

[Cynical Misanthrope]

If you join, you will be considered a traitor and shot on site.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Heroin Hero, you are already a traitor and your word is useless since you can't find lokomootje

[Cynical Misanthrope]

Small words from a communist scum. Sooner or later your ideology will crumble and I will be there, laughing!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Funny thing is I can delete your pro-capitalism posts

[Cynical Misanthrope]

 

Looks like the facade is cracking. Resorting to censorship threats now are we?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

The LLCP Does not threaten, it promises

[Guest]

Uuuhhm...

I hear there are cookies here.

Where are the cookies.

I was promised coockies.

 

hahahaahahahaahahahahahaha

 

Welcome to LL your cancer of society.

 

I came to advertise 6th floor. Sooooo communist perverts, if you know how to shag join us on group orgies that will be held every evening starting at 8.00 I warmly recommend to bring those blue small pills. We don't want you go home too early. We want to fuck you.

 

P.S. (officially: I hope you know that my statements here are merely joking as your eagle general claimed in first post. I do not attack anybody's political orientation. I'm apolitical person and gives a shit about politics. So have no offence)

[Guest]

If you join, you will be considered a traitor and shot on site.

 

Shouldn't that be 'sight' ???

 

Uuuhhm...

I hear there are cookies here.

Where are the cookies.

I was promised coockies.

 

hahahaahahahaahahahahahaha

 

Welcome to LL your cancer of society.

 

I came to advertise 6th floor. Sooooo communist perverts, if you know how to shag join us on group orgies that will be held every evening starting at 8.00 I warmly recommend to bring those blue small pills. We don't want you go home too early. We want to fuck you.

 

P.S. (officially: I hope you know that my statements here are merely joking as your eagle general claimed in first post. I do not attack anybody's political orientation. I'm apolitical person and gives a shit about politics. So have no offence)

 

 

No offence taken friend, we are all here for fun

 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

 

If you join, you will be considered a traitor and shot on site.

 

Shouldn't that be 'sight' ???

 

You're right. English is not my native language and sometimes I get it wrong. Just like sex.