The end times are upon us, we're looking at an EGG SHORTAGE.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

Curses and fiddle sticks, the bird flu has finally doomed us all!

 

... To higher prices and not being able to make scrambled eggs...

[Guest]

Yep, just went to Cosco today $6.49 for 20 eggs.

We are doomed !

[Captain Cobra]

Hope this wont drive up the prices of cakes too much, as there are birthday cakes that I'm gonna need to buy soon.

[ukshadow]

Huh. You guys sure? My family has so many eggs delivered to us we don't know what to do with them.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Everything's fine down in Mexico . . .

 

Edit: Okay what I mean is that we underwent a very similar egg crisis not so long ago for the same reason and it all went back to normal after a while. Just be patient and it'll blow off. It's not like you absolutely need eggs to survive . . . 

[Guest endgameaddiction]

I just need bacon to survive..

[bjornk]

No matter. We'll soon be eating... BRAIIINSSZ!

[Chbaakal]

 

No matter. We'll soon be eating... BRAIIINSSZ!

Might as well be, in this fucked up world we're living in.  And there was the bath salts incident that happened a few years ago in Miami.

 

 

Just don't eat the stupid ones and you'll be fine. Or any that belonged to someone named Abby or Abe Normal....

[nonusnomeni]

No matter. We'll soon be eating... BRAIIINSSZ!

but even a brainzzz are better with eggs