Happy Holiday season!

[LordJerle]

I hate this time of year, but stuff like this kinda makes the stress entirely worth it.

 

http://youtu.be/TlSBvvXnbx4

[Kaz Aanh]

I hate holidays.

 

Everyone wishing everyone good stuff with their fake smiles.

[SquallPT]

Damn the CBBE HDT on the one on the right

 

Happy Holidays depressed sheltered people ! <-- not a fake smile

[shirow]

Fuck the holidays.  It's nothing but glorified commercialism anyways.  And what about family you see only once or twice a year acting like they're always close to you?  Please, just stop with the nonsense.

 

Truth has been spoken, that's the case for my family...

[Chbaakal]

I hate this time of year, but stuff like this kinda makes the stress entirely worth it.

 

http://youtu.be/TlSBvvXnbx4

 

Dear Santa,

 

I've been really nice this year, so all I want for Xmas are those two lovelies and....

 

fuzzy handcuffs and shackles

assorted.....toys (that DO include batteries!)

silk blindfolds

2 pair of legwarmers

a 4-adult inflatable pool

36 lbs of Jello (Lime or Strawberry)

A massage table

a gallon of hypoallergenic massage oil

a bottle of 5 mg viagra (just in case of emergency)

and a blood pressure monitor (see above).

 

PS: And a pair of fur moccasins with hard soles....I need new slippers.

 

Best wishes Santa and Mrs. Claus

 

Chbaakal