Three Word Pun=D

[Foulmouth]

Screamed out loudly

[Guest ...failure]

because ate chilli                     

[ThatSeasonsGal]

with habanero sauce

[Fienyx]

Giving painful burning

[ThatSeasonsGal]

And awful headaches

[Guest ...failure]

for ten days

[ThatSeasonsGal]

and 11 nights

[Fienyx]

Until the green

[Guest ...failure]

goblin fly away

[Fienyx]

On his mechanical

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Dwemer flying spider

[Content Consumer]

rotating on a

[Foulmouth]

large well lubricated

[Fienyx]

Barstool after eating

[Guest ...failure]

bowl of gum

[ThatSeasonsGal]

covered in orange

[Guest ...failure]

and rotten eggs

[Fienyx]

Then sat on

[ThatSeasonsGal]

A large stool

[Fienyx]

In the best

[ThatSeasonsGal]

most amazingest way

[Guest ...failure]

to open up

[Fienyx]

A bordello for

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Sex-crazed squirrels 

[Foulmouth]

that caught fire