Three Word Pun=D

[Content Consumer]

less mustard, please

[Symphonic]

because sharks love

[gmaul]

My penis erect

[OtherNMC]

but ketchup only

[Content Consumer]

should be used

[Guest ...failure]

on the drain

[Foulmouth]

while wearing a

[Content Consumer]

pink mini skirt

(I thought this thing died!)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

On her face 

 

Welcome to the Big Board of Fun, where someone gets bored every so often and revives old threads!

 

[Content Consumer]

reviving old threads

[Foulmouth]

by groping her

[Guest ...failure]

using a spanner

[ThatSeasonsGal]

while wearing boxers

[Fienyx]

In a blizzard

[Content Consumer]

despite the cold

[ButchDiavolo]

humping little rabbits

[ThatSeasonsGal]

with his paws

[Fienyx]

Firmly planted on

[Guest ...failure]

around his butt

[ThatSeasonsGal]

huge tracts of

[Guest ...failure]

melting fun balls

[Foulmouth]

Suddenly a fat

[ThatSeasonsGal]

garote wielding yeti

[Foulmouth]

with an engorged

[Guest ...failure]

yellow pinky finger