Three Word Pun=D

[ThatSeasonsGal]

A warhog crouching

[Fienyx]

Over an open

[ThatSeasonsGal]

stretch of land

[Guest]

with the intention

[Fienyx]

Of raising many

[Guest]

small warthogs to

[Foulmouth]

conquer a vast

[Fienyx]

Land called Rhode Island (i figure a state name should count as 1,even if it has 2)

[Guest]

Thats just cheating

[Foulmouth]

Yes, It is

[Laura]

especially when you

[Fienyx]

Use fig leaves

[Laura]

from the eastern

[Fienyx]

Shores of Shanghai

[Laura]

home of the 

[Fienyx]

Juggling acrobatic monkey

[Guest]

with magical abilities

[Fienyx]

And a great

[Guest]

sense of humour

[Fienyx]

Making him the

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Greatest alien ever

[Fienyx]

To zoom across

 

(Just popped into my head, this game makes me think of mad libs)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

The ferrous terrain

[Fienyx]

Of mars just

[ThatSeasonsGal]

for giggles and