[Request] Cum Armor

[Guest victorddp]

What about a overlay layer of RaceMenu? I going to try it.

[Resident999]

Yeah sorry if I came out sounding like a jerk about it, wasn't my intention.

 

Yeah I get to the "unknowledgable" people that don't understand Photoshop and the CK and stuff, that it seems like an impossible feat. And that you guys would like someone to do it for you, instead of learning all that stuff just to make one "armor" mod. I was just saying that, it might be quite awhile to wait for a modder to pick up something like this. Cause you're waiting for the one modder who is actually interested in this, and wants to take the time to make it, actually show up. Which is the equivalent to finding a needle in a haystack, so to speak.

 

By the time that one specific modder shows up to even consider making it, someone could of learned how to edit a texture in Photoshop/Gimp and applied it to any of the mods mentioned, to get that effect already.

 

 

Yeah I suck at this whole, try to find a nice way to say it, thing. lol

 

 

Just trying to say, you'd be better off learning to make the texture yourself than waiting for some modder to do it for you. Plus in the end, you learn how to do it yourself and can make your own stuff in the future when you want, instead of making requests all the time (which by the way, we already have a thread for this kind of stuff here).

Its alright and yes I do admit it would be better if I tried to learn this stuff. But last time I went into the CK while watching a video on how to make a follower. I'll be honest... I was so overwhelmed by what was in there I thought I was going to be sick. I don't panic attack (that I know of) but damn. that shit was turning my hair grey.

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

A body armor comprised of entire buckets of cum.

 

UNPB armor.

 

So essentially you might call it slime armor.

 

Any Takers?

 

 

Such as this pic.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/9/16/11/jet-puffed-marshmallow-creme-girl-is-slightly-nsfw-9957-1316186085-27.jpg

 

Or google "jet-puffed girl"

 

How did she clean that stuff off of her anyway?.. I mean it's in her hair even..

[jordisslave]

 

A body armor comprised of entire buckets of cum.

 

UNPB armor.

 

So essentially you might call it slime armor.

 

Any Takers?

 

 

Such as this pic.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/9/16/11/jet-puffed-marshmallow-creme-girl-is-slightly-nsfw-9957-1316186085-27.jpg

 

Or google "jet-puffed girl"

 

How did she clean that stuff off of her anyway?.. I mean it's in her hair even..

 

 

Marshmallow spread is quite water soluble.  Just a warm shower would do it, even out of her hair. 

 

[Content Consumer]

But what would it do to the drains? Water soluble, sure, but would you have to run the shower for a while after? And even then, would it get rid of everything?

These things are important! Knowledge about the effect of marshmallow fluff on drains is necessary for the survival of the species! Besides, I like thread derailment.

[Resident999]

I'd imagine one of those drain snakes would work if your drain got plugged up.

[jordisslave]

Keep running the warm water, it will all be fine.  This is true for all manner of sticky fun, not just marshmallow spread.  Golden syrup, chocolate spread (some brands) etc.  Bathroom smells weird for a while afterwards though.

 

"drain snake" sounds like something from a sex horror book/film.  I imagine you mean something else, there's a particular passage in a nasty book called Tendrils by Simon Childer where a guy meets his end on the loo and not Elvis style.

 

Thread thoroughly derailed, I think.  Tendrils kind of ties into the living/invasive armour thing though.

[Resident999]

 

 

"drain snake" sounds like something from a sex horror book/film.  I imagine you mean something else, there's a particular passage in a nasty book called Tendrils by Simon Childer where a guy meets his end on the loo and not Elvis style.

 

 

lol dirty sounding eh? but seriously. you can buy it at Wal-Mart in the housewares cleaning department.

[Sybian]

"snip"

 

Thread thoroughly derailed, I think.  Tendrils kind of ties into the living/invasive armour thing though.

 

There is a lack of those as well, like I've found three.

 

But back to the cum armor. The goal is to wear massive amounts of it, not a few splotches.

[Resident999]

 

"snip"

 

Thread thoroughly derailed, I think.  Tendrils kind of ties into the living/invasive armour thing though.

 

There is a lack of those as well, like I've found three.

 

But back to the cum armor. The goal is to wear massive amounts of it, not a few splotches.

 

well I say if someone does take on this project for us, maybe do different types from moderate cum splatter to full on drenched.

[Content Consumer]

If it does end up being some sort of visual overlay as a spell effect rather than as an equippable armor, I wonder if it could have different stages. Much like the thread that was talking about having varying skin effects for the wear and tear system (more worn = more bruises, scars, etc), but sort of in reverse... that is, here's a quick example:

 

Cast the spell: Armor rating 400, visual effect full... the spell is supposed to last for 24 hours.

After 6 hours: Armor rating drops to 300, visual effect 75%

After 12 hours: Armor rating drops to 200, visual effect 50%

After 18 hours: Armor rating drops to 100, visual effect 25%

After 24 hours: Armor rating drops to 0, visual effect removed

 

And then we get into things like immersing in water drops it by one level, having sex increases it again, etc.

Better to go in 10% increments...

Bah. Whatever. I just hope cum armor happens, in whatever form it eventually takes. I honestly probably won't use it much (I tend to almost exclusively use the combination vanilla outfit at http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/13378/? for my armor and clothing), but it'd be nice to see how it works...