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This pretty much explains what he's compensating for:

 

[06/082014 - 4:29:27 AM] SOS Actor OnEffectStart: new schlong for Nazeem got schlong index 2 size 1    :D

 

 

Also found while going thru my papyrus logs today...

 

Balgruuf the GREATER?!?:

 

[06/08/2014 - 4:25:03 AM] SOS Actor OnEffectStart: new schlong for Balgruuf the Greater got schlong index 1 size 1  :s

 

 

Proof positive papyrus logs can be funny.

 

 

 

 

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Hehe, I actually use the size adjustments for SOS for NPCs and followers too (as a reward for lvl up or as a penalty for general dislike, god, I do hate High elves and Thalmor in any form -> size 1).

Posted

I can now totally imagine players hand-sculpting and 'character editing' each VIP's penis whenever they make a new character. xD Hilarious, but dedicated!

Posted

That is indeed hilariously dedicated. :D   The farthest I've gone with SOS was adjusting the probability scales of each race ending up with various sizes in the MCM.

Posted

That is indeed hilariously dedicated. :D   The farthest I've gone with SOS was adjusting the probability scales of each race ending up with various sizes in the MCM.

 

My general SOS settings are pretty sorted, size set to 100%, size probaility to 100, Orcs and Werewolves get the muscular schlong, Elves the average schlong shape, all others the regular.

 

Only for a few NPCs (followers, most disliked and annoying NPCs), I set special sizes by the individual size slider.

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I think I speak for Emberheart as well when I say we still both approve.  If not, I'm sure I'll be corrected, lol.

 

*ponders a Wrath of Dibella mod to make all Thalmor schlongless*  lol

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I couldn't care less about the size, I think it's just at random in my game and anyone rarely whips theirs out. Usually it's a random bandit or forsworn going at a poor goods peddler, while I frantically run around trying to find and rescue them. :lol:

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Yeah, unless you manually tweak settings, it is completely random who gets what size in SOS.  Even so,  I think it's funny going through and punishing people like Nazeem and the Thalmor with a tool the size of a pinkie, lol.

Posted

So

 

Small dong = Jerk

 

Jerk = Asians

 

My jimmies have been rustled. 

 

oh crap this is awkward...

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