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[Guest Omega1084]

YOU MONSTER!

NO MORE BLOOD SACRIFICES FOR YOU!

WE'RE OVER! >:C

[Jormungandr]

HEY I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ME ACTUALLY CALL BEER?!

 

IT MIGHT KILL A MERE MORTAL PERSON LIKE YOU!

 

ALSO, WHAT BLOOD SACRIFICES?!

 

 

[Dyschromie]

BEHIND YOU, A BLOODY SACRIFICE!!

OMEGA, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[Cynical Misanthrope]

RUN TO THE HILLS!

[Dyschromie]

BE CAREFUL THE HILLS HAVE EYES, I MEAN SOCKETS!

[Cynical Misanthrope]

FUCK YOU MARIO, EVERYTHING HAZ EYEZ, NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!

[Redflyingmonkey]

WELL FUCK, LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THESE LAST TWO PAGES 

 

JUST CAME TO SAY I KILLED ELEVEN MOSQUITOES TODAY, FUCKING ELEVEN, WITH ONLY TWO SWINGS OF MY ORANGINA BOTTLE, FUCK MOSQUITOES, FUCK SUMMER, AND FUCK HUGH JACKMAN

[Guest Omega1084]

WHY WOULD YOU FUCK HUGH JACKMAN WHILE FUCKING MOSQUITOES!?

YOU'RE WEIRD!

BUT I DO KNOW A GIRL NAMED SUMMER WHO'S PRETTY HOT!

I'D FUCK HER TOO! 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

OH OH, SUMMER GLAU? YEAH I FUCK HER TOO!

[Redflyingmonkey]

I HAVE THIS GEEK FRIEND WHO IS BEING A TOTAL CREEP ABOUT SUMMER GLAU, HIS WALLS ARE FILLED WITH HER PICTURES AND HE TOLD ME HE JUST JACKS OFF STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ROOM AND TURNING AROUND. I DON'T THINK WE WILL STAY FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. 

 

[Guest Omega1084]

NOPE, NOT THAT SUMMER! A CUTER ON-... COOL STORY BRO! C:

[Redflyingmonkey]

DUDE I DON'T THINK ANY SUMMER CAN BE CUTER THAN SUMMER GLAU, FUCK YOUR SUMMER TOO THOUGH ! FUCK ALL SUMMERS, THAT'S A HOT NAME ! 

[Cynical Misanthrope]

I JUST CAME! AND THAT WAS JUST ME THINKING ABOUT HER!

[Pixie-K]

FUCK HER IT SEEMS EVERYONE HERE WANTS TO ANYWAY BUT I'VE GOT HITOMI TANAKA ON MY MIND

[Guest Omega1084]

I HAD TO GOOGLE WHO SHE WAS!

SHE LOOKS PAINED AND DEPRESSED IN EVERY PICTURE I SAW!

[Redflyingmonkey]

EWWWW TANAKA'S BOOBIES COULD KILL A MAN, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD OLD DEATH FROM ORGASM KIND OF WAY, I MEANT ACTUAL "HUHH I CAN'T BREATHE TIME OUT, TIME OUT, HARRHHHGHHH" KIND OF WAY !

 

AND GLAU IS PAINED BY HOW HOT SHE IS, SHE CAN'T DEAL WITH HER OWN HOTNESS WE GOT A BAD CASE OF SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION OVER HERE SAVE HER SAVE HER !

[Guest Omega1084]

ALL WOMEN NAMED SUMMER ARE INHERENTLY HOT! FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!

THEY'RE ALSO REALLY WET! FOR EQUALLY OBVIOUS REASONS!

[Dyschromie]

WET, SHE CALLED THE MAGIC WORD TO SUMMON ME!

[Pixie-K]

OWWW I WALKED BACK IN HERE ONLY TO SLIP ON THE FLOOR! WHY IS THE FLOOR SO WET?!

[Guest Omega1084]

I'M SORRY! IT WAS GETTING DIRTY UP IN HERE SO I HAD TO CLEAN UP AND FORGOT THE WET FLOOR SIGN BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE FLOOR IS DEFINITELY NOT LAVA!

[Dyschromie]

PIXIE FELL, IT'S OK, SHE WON'T FALL AGAIN IF SHE STAYS ON THE FLOOR!

[Guest Omega1084]

GOOD POINT!

SURVEY SAYS 100% OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER STAND UP ALSO NEVER FALL DOWN!

IT ALSO SAYS 100% OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE DIE!

[Dyschromie]

WE SAW THAT A LICH CAN DRINK ORANGE JUICE EARLIER, SO PEOPLE WON'T STAY DEAD ALL THE TIME! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BUT WHO CARES!

[Advint]

LOUD NOISES!

[Guest Omega1084]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *SIX EPISODES LATER* 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *SLIGHTLY MORE BLONDE*