Guest Omega1084 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 YOU MONSTER! NO MORE BLOOD SACRIFICES FOR YOU! WE'RE OVER! >:C
Jormungandr Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 HEY I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ME ACTUALLY CALL BEER?! IT MIGHT KILL A MERE MORTAL PERSON LIKE YOU! ALSO, WHAT BLOOD SACRIFICES?!
Dyschromie Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 BEHIND YOU, A BLOODY SACRIFICE!! OMEGA, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Cynical Misanthrope Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 FUCK YOU MARIO, EVERYTHING HAZ EYEZ, NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Redflyingmonkey Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 WELL FUCK, LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THESE LAST TWO PAGES JUST CAME TO SAY I KILLED ELEVEN MOSQUITOES TODAY, FUCKING ELEVEN, WITH ONLY TWO SWINGS OF MY ORANGINA BOTTLE, FUCK MOSQUITOES, FUCK SUMMER, AND FUCK HUGH JACKMAN
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 WHY WOULD YOU FUCK HUGH JACKMAN WHILE FUCKING MOSQUITOES!? YOU'RE WEIRD! BUT I DO KNOW A GIRL NAMED SUMMER WHO'S PRETTY HOT! I'D FUCK HER TOO!
Cynical Misanthrope Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 OH OH, SUMMER GLAU? YEAH I FUCK HER TOO!
Redflyingmonkey Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 I HAVE THIS GEEK FRIEND WHO IS BEING A TOTAL CREEP ABOUT SUMMER GLAU, HIS WALLS ARE FILLED WITH HER PICTURES AND HE TOLD ME HE JUST JACKS OFF STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ROOM AND TURNING AROUND. I DON'T THINK WE WILL STAY FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME.
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 NOPE, NOT THAT SUMMER! A CUTER ON-... COOL STORY BRO! C:
Redflyingmonkey Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 DUDE I DON'T THINK ANY SUMMER CAN BE CUTER THAN SUMMER GLAU, FUCK YOUR SUMMER TOO THOUGH ! FUCK ALL SUMMERS, THAT'S A HOT NAME !
Cynical Misanthrope Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I JUST CAME! AND THAT WAS JUST ME THINKING ABOUT HER!
Pixie-K Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 FUCK HER IT SEEMS EVERYONE HERE WANTS TO ANYWAY BUT I'VE GOT HITOMI TANAKA ON MY MIND
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I HAD TO GOOGLE WHO SHE WAS! SHE LOOKS PAINED AND DEPRESSED IN EVERY PICTURE I SAW!
Redflyingmonkey Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 EWWWW TANAKA'S BOOBIES COULD KILL A MAN, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD OLD DEATH FROM ORGASM KIND OF WAY, I MEANT ACTUAL "HUHH I CAN'T BREATHE TIME OUT, TIME OUT, HARRHHHGHHH" KIND OF WAY ! AND GLAU IS PAINED BY HOW HOT SHE IS, SHE CAN'T DEAL WITH HER OWN HOTNESS WE GOT A BAD CASE OF SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION OVER HERE SAVE HER SAVE HER !
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 ALL WOMEN NAMED SUMMER ARE INHERENTLY HOT! FOR OBVIOUS REASONS! THEY'RE ALSO REALLY WET! FOR EQUALLY OBVIOUS REASONS!
Pixie-K Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 OWWW I WALKED BACK IN HERE ONLY TO SLIP ON THE FLOOR! WHY IS THE FLOOR SO WET?!
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 I'M SORRY! IT WAS GETTING DIRTY UP IN HERE SO I HAD TO CLEAN UP AND FORGOT THE WET FLOOR SIGN BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE FLOOR IS DEFINITELY NOT LAVA!
Dyschromie Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 PIXIE FELL, IT'S OK, SHE WON'T FALL AGAIN IF SHE STAYS ON THE FLOOR!
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 GOOD POINT! SURVEY SAYS 100% OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER STAND UP ALSO NEVER FALL DOWN! IT ALSO SAYS 100% OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE DIE!
Dyschromie Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 WE SAW THAT A LICH CAN DRINK ORANGE JUICE EARLIER, SO PEOPLE WON'T STAY DEAD ALL THE TIME! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BUT WHO CARES!
Guest Omega1084 Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *SIX EPISODES LATER* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *SLIGHTLY MORE BLONDE*
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