Not Meant to be Offensive...

[groovytunes]

Sorry if this might be offensive to anyone but, I think it is the Mormons who sometimes do this sexual thing called " Soaking". It is when a man is inside a woman's vagina but because they just lie still and do not move it is not considered " Sex" and therefore not sinful. As long as there is not any friction it is okay. So a man and woman can  "Soak" and not be having sex as long as they remain still. Teenagers and those who are unmarried can soak and not feel guilty. Married partners can soak with others and not be guilty of cheating on their spouse, etc. Sometimes or often times, a third party enters the room and jumps up and down on the bed creating friction between the soakers, unbeknownst to the soakers who, even tho there is now friction, remain sinless and are able to keep their consciences guilt free. I mean, who invited the third person anyway? And how did they get into the room? The third person is called " The Jumper". Sometimes the Jumper will hide underneath the bed and kick the bed from below while the innocent couple are soaking. All parties remain free from guilt and keep their virginities intact of course.  Any how, with all the terrific animations available I think it would be hilarious to have a " Soaking/ Jumping" animation in the game if someone could make it happen. Just a thought from the mind of Groovy, and perhaps this is a challenge as well. P.S. if anyone creates this Please, please let me be the first to know and download it, Lol. 

[Grey Cloud]

Not sure how legit any of that is but to remain still would require iron disciple on the part of the man at least. 😬

[davisev5225]

It's definitely not legit.  Toss this one in the bin with all the other dumb conspiracy theories.

As someone who knows quite a bit about theology, "soaking" would trip over several pitfalls before ever getting to the "soaking" part: "impure thoughts", nudity, sexual contact, and penetration.  The idea that if you get through all of those and then stop moving it is somehow "not sex" is just absurd.

Edited May 31 by davisev5225

[FauxFurry]

That is a big NOPE. It would never make it past the conceptual phase, to to speak.

 

Matthew 5:28

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

 

 

[MonkeyMitch]

it's a sex out of wedlock issue, where in they think they found a loophole. crazy kids