Sexout Erotica (Prev. Sexout Messages): What would you like to see?

[nyaalich]

[nyaalich]

I sense that there will be a shift in the mods wind soon, so I'll probably start adding some messages to this (WTF?  Messages in a messages mod?) in the next week or two.

 

Any particular sex type requests?  Oral on M, Oral on F, Vag, Anal?  I was thinking that I'd start with anal since everyone has an anus and that could cover both M and F PCs.

[panthercom]

 Ravens don't have anuses; sometimes they act peculiar too if you have Sex Assault installed

 

 Don't forget poop tube, bunghole, and taint (for when you miss your target)

[nyaalich]

Maybe I'll make one specifically for ravens.  "Why and how in the hell are you fucking a raven?"

 

EDIT:  And FWIW, I meant receiving anal.

[astymma]

Um, I feel like quoting the Lyrics from "Broken Hearts are for Assholes" by Frank Zappa...

 

 

Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
'cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to the grape 'n' you been to the chest
'n' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats)

 

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

 

 

[panthercom]

 Oy mate! Let's get pissed, hit the town and try to shag some birds

[panthercom]

 I'm dipping my toes into the waters of voice acting; it's a lot more difficult

than it seems once you hit the 'record' button It's a big jump from making

funny voices to amuse your friends to actually 'acting'; Definitely need to

work on the emoting part. On the plus side I've got a damn good microphone

and I know how to do audio processing.

 

 Anyway, I wrote a script to practice a few different voices a few weeks ago, and it's

relevant to the jokes being tossed around here, so I'm going to subject you to my first

recorded attempt at voice acting - here for your entertainment (or mortification) is

'Dr. Krautzenpecker and the Bird'

Krautzenpecker and the bird.wav

[ChianasGeek]

"And zis is vot ve find, yeees?"

 

-Gag Halfrunt, Private brain care specialist to Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[nyaalich]

God, his name is so fun to say.  Also: Slartibarfast (sp?)

[ChianasGeek]

Spelling perfect, chica

 

Of course... has to be said. His name is not important.

[nyaalich]

ZAPHOD BEEbleBROX!

[ChianasGeek]

Not him, lol!

[nyaalich]

Checking In:  Is anyone still hoping that this mod will be made?  I will be reaching a project shift soon, and I was going to officially start on this (have basic framework in place).  I have plenty of other projects to work on, which I don't believe include other SO mods atm.

[Phelps1247]

If it was going to have empty spots for non-con that could be filled in by the user because you weren't comfortable writing them, yes.

[nyaalich]

Advertising.

 

 

 

 

[Guest Devocracy]

I didn't even realize this thread existed until last night.

One of the few things Sexout doesn't have that LoversPK, or whatever it is called these days, and Sexlab have is a messaging/dialog mod that has the pc and npc "talking to one another' during the act.  Sexlab has aprops, or however its spelled, its only drawback is the dialog shows up on the top left and you have to be a fast reader.  Lovers voice on the other hand, that mod just rocks.  The only annoying thing is that for about a 80 game days, the npc's will keep going on about the pc being the hero of Kvatch or whatever.  But I just get my PC busted and sent to jail 2-3 times which allows me to fast forward 80 days pretty fast. 

 

In short, I'd like to see Sexout Erotica finished, messaging mods really add a lot of immersion to the games.  However, if other mods have your love and attention right now, then by all means continue on with those.  I mean modders here aren't being paid to do what we want, so they should do what makes them happy.