Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Guest]

A chick

 

Who is Bing (1)

[Laura]

A friend of googles.

 

Where are my pillows?

[Guest]

On the bed

 

Who is the guest in the BBoF

[Laura]

Your friendly neighbourhood, spoodermen.

 

What is the meaning of the word "Fuck"?

[Guest]

To have sex with someone as in I'd like to fuck [insert name here] or a Swear word as In Fuck Off - Go Away

[Fienyx]

Why didn't the owl ask a question

[Guest]

Because he forgot

 

Where have you been?

[Fienyx]

In my room. (turning my closet into a computer desk, running lights/electric. Got my computer put together, but my oblivion disc got scratched. FML)

 

How do dogs bark?

[Guest]

same as trees

 

How is the sky kept up?

[Laura]

By trees.

 

How sad is the loneliest tree?

[Fienyx]

Don't know, never met.

 

Why do clouds float?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Because they want to

 

Why do I continue to post here?

[Fienyx]

Because posting over there is too far.

 

Why not?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Because

 

why?

[Laura]

Because it makes your funny bone tingle.

 

Where is the funny bone?

[Guest]

In the commedy store

 

Where do gnomes live?

[Laura]

Below us.

 

Where is the moon?

[Guest]

It wasn't me

 

When will I gt my spaceship licence back?

[Caffeine Addict]

Some time after you got your official ninja licence from the General.

 

Why am I booooored?

[Guest]

Because you are

 

When will the gryphon stop witholding my licence?

[Laura]

Because you destroy everything you come across when flying.

 

Why am i not playing Fallout 4 right now?

[Guest]

Because you havnt got a powerpack for your powersuit

 

Do you like my scarf?

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

no, it makes me hot.

Why owl hasnt asked me to fix the spaceship?

[Guest]

Because its Marvin's spaceship and he sent it to the garage

 

Why did Marvin not ask Comrade Dr. to fix the spaceship?

[Caffeine Addict]

Because I didn't want you to get away this cheap this time

 

Why can't you fly without crashing anything?