Guest Youngmemer Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 If you don't exterminate me, yes. Why does my cat like pasta?
nonusnomeni Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 she is probably from italy can i haz schnitzel ?
Guest Youngmemer Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 Only if you get me one . Do you like Pasta?
nonusnomeni Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 not with schnitzel why earth spinning ?
Guest Youngmemer Posted December 14, 2013 Posted December 14, 2013 A very long time ago, a very large man named Mark, did a very big burp. What would happen if all penguins on the planet dissappeared?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 Ice age games will never be the same again. Why a bulb lights above head when one get an idea ?
Guest Youngmemer Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 Because candles aren't bright enough. If someone owns some land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the Earth?
nonusnomeni Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 nope everything below 40cm belong to state (in most eu) do you want gold mine?
Cloe Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 Why would I want gold, bronze is far more valuable. What kind of damage watching TV does ?
nonusnomeni Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 stupidity why anchors don't read books on TV?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 15, 2013 Posted December 15, 2013 Because most people don;t watch TV to see a man reading books. Why people start to scream and run when I enter the bus ?
Guest Youngmemer Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 Because you smell like wet cat. Why do i always mistype things?
formel Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 Because you use your head for typing and not your fingers. What are the job requirements for the job of god-emperor?
nonusnomeni Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 will to change himself into worm why i can't create black hole in my kitchen
formel Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 Because you are not using a Large Hadron Collider as cooking device. Buy now one for chrismas and you get a knives set for free Which mass does a black hole need to absorb a cat?
nonusnomeni Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 mass equal to your brain mass how to make homemade teleportation device?
formel Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Take tow cans, make holes in the bottons of those and conceted them with a cord and now wait untill they offer the missig disintegrationn and reassembling devices in your local hardware store. When will the black sun rise?
nonusnomeni Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 when i turn light off can i make blueberry liquor instead blueberry wine?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 nope why can't i have nice things?
nonusnomeni Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 nice things go to the nice peoples why are umans so illogical?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 because we're HUMANS, we were made illogical why is it that i piss green?
nonusnomeni Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 radiation do you feel urge to eat some brrrraaaaiiiiinzzzzz?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 Rasta doesn't want any of that, prefers simple raw meat. The expression "when pigs will fly ".. why pigs and no other land animal ?
PantherXoXTaco Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Because our beloved overlord, Cthulhu, wills it. Now why did the pope shit in the wood?
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