Guest Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Rapidly. As you reach the halfway mark a necromorph drops from a ceiling vent. You empty your Divet Handgun's magazine into the creature, but it proves completely useless. Running at full speed you trigger an ambush from all sides. The emergency backup systems engage and initiate a quarantine protocol that begins sealing all exits. Do you continue to a door slowly closing or enter a maintenance access hatch nearby?
Guest Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 Use an ACME hole and escape that way Where are the holes?
Stross97 Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 In the Swiss cheese. Where does one draw these conclusions?
Guest Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 Dumped in a small box canyon. Where can I find new pieces of armor?
Guest Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 Not without subjugating the weak. Does armor serve any purpose for me or just satisfy my vanity?
Stross97 Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 Depends on the mod. Why am I allowed to make my own choices when all I do is make dumb ones?
Guest Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 Because you wouldn't listen to anybody else anyway. Why can't I carry more APs?
Stross97 Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 Because there's not enough sus in the bus. Well, soldier. Are you up for this ass? *Dubstep starts playing*
Guest Posted March 21, 2017 Posted March 21, 2017 Nope, I'm up for a resupply however. Why does the enemy keep shouting "Demon" in firefights?
Millicent Bystander Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 they are actually shouting Damon, they want Matt Damon to come help them why doesn't he?
Stross97 Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Because he is Jason Bourne and still doesn't remember who he is.
Stross97 Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Because I'm an idiot... Why must I keep forgetting things?
Quillon Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 It's because of illluminati conspiration, where they poisoned water supplies with biological weapon, which causes people to forget parts of their memory. Why are ants so heavy?
Guest Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Because of lead contaminated soil. Why can I not have gainful employment that I enjoy?
Stross97 Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Because the sun is light... Get it? Hahaha... Yeah, I know. I'm pathetic. Why is it not legal for me to kill my roommate?
Guest Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 Because there are laws in place preventing natural selection. Who drank all the fucking coffee!?
Guest Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 Because someone doesn't have the time to split asses. Where did the mushroom people slip off to?
Stross97 Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 The forest, where they dance around all day. Who can believe you?
Guest Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 The mother that you should let pray. Why do I sit in my desolate room?
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