Good News, Bad News - II

[Millicent Bystander]

Bad News: I'm getting that feeling again

[Guest]

Good News: It won't last forever.

[Stross97]

Bad news: nothing lasts forever

[Guest]

Good News: If it did there would be no value in it.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: It also limits the time spent enjoying it

[Guest]

Good News: A completely irrelevant concept once you finally cross over.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Not quite feeling like that at the moment

[Guest]

Good News: Nobody does. It's a seamless and unnoticeable transition in the exact moment.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Not the case if you feel suicidal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Guest]

Good News: Has never felt any different regardless of the means in which it is brought to pass.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: That may be but the feelings leading up to it can vary quite a bit

[Guest]

Good News: Variance is irrelevant in such cases.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Not to the individual, I'd think

[Guest]

Good News: The individual is expendable to the function of the many.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: Not if you live in a society that values the individual 

[Guest]

Good News: Society places more importance on the preservation of two as opposed to one.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Bad News: This lady is gonna go sleep now

[Guest]

Good News: It will be more restful than mine.

[Stross97]

Bad news: my insomnia constantly gets the best of me.

[Guest]

Good News: It may lessen after the contract.

[Stross97]

Bad news: just barely

[Guest]

Good News: barely is still an improvement.

[Stross97]

Bad news: cheese broccoli is still broccoli

[Guest]

Good News: Operation Giggles is a go.

[Stross97]

Bad news: operation gimp infiltration was a failure. Subject captured. May God be with them.