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Good News, Bad News - II


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Bad News: The "oh so Revered Revenant" (Sarcasm) is not worthy of belonging.

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Bad News: Being out of place in everywhere but one place leaves solace far away.

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Bad News: There's not enough vodka for my Leninade.

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Good news: the Leninade is StalinGRADE A+...... Get it?? Stalingrad joke? Anyone? Okay I'll go back to the corner *saunters off in search of something that will be PUTin me out of my misery*... Still no? Well, I tried to make friends and funny jokes.

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Bad News: I'm nowhere near as charming as the above.

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Bad News: Except for when he can't be.

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Good news: if can understand an drank parson, can enderstund meh when I ams treid.?, (P.S. I am very tred. Need some slep pleese?.) -Love lodr Strpss, bumbletummy in the fluffy bunny,

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Bad News: I have one weakness. And Dammit you know what it is.

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Good news: that is a really strange thing to say.

If that is really true, I suggest looking for help.

I'm a bit worried, should i?

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Bad news: I'm not afraid of death but I'm not enough on edge to get closer to death.

With that being said, worry you should not. Nobody else worries about me and my inclination to die sooner than natural causes would depict.

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Good News: You're a bit wrong about that assumption. The ghost cares for your continued existence.

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Good News: Killed me again, With laughter!

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