Good News, Bad News - II

[Myst42]

Good news election coming soon

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news: junkies apply for presidency! Actually.. no no it is good news!

[nonusnomeni]

good news all junkies will be shoot on sight 

[Karin]

bad news:there is not enought ammo for it

[MisterMoist]

Good news: The ammo salesmen have ammo in stock.

[Karin]

bad news:you forget you wallet home

[nonusnomeni]

good news i will shoot salesman with my last bullet and take all his stash   

[Karin]

bad news:Police is close

[nonusnomeni]

good news I AM THE LAW!!!

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Bad news: Ever heard guillotine?

[shirow]

Good news : Cat guillotines are now available.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Bad news: I would want try the sharpness of said guillotine on you first. Is that acceptable?

[shirow]

Bad news : My head don't fit in it.

[nonusnomeni]

good news: we have guillotines of all sizes

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Bad news: They would like a cat to be the first subject.

[nonusnomeni]

good news

but not that small sizes

[shirow]

Bad news : you missed an earlier good news.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news: The cat is cleared from all charges, but you don't. Get here!

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news: big cat in the house smoking everything.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good new: The majestic cat has returned! Prepare the royal execution!

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news: no dogs were found alive for the royal execution. Rasta swears he had nothing to do with that. By his paws he swears!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news: Good enough. Proceed with the execution.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news arcu was escaped execution         

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Good news: Of course I am. I'm the one who ordered the execution. You and that big cat are the one that will be executed.

[FetishSergal]

Bad news: Death has retired, execution is from now on impossible.