The Banning Game - II

[Myst42]

Banned for always trying to speak German 

[formel]

Banned for not speaking Klingon, p'tach

[psammeticus]

Banned for mentioning that you speak Klingon!

[Emily]

Kobolt are banned. GUARDS!

[Thulas]

Who let the Emily out? Who? Who? Who?

Uhm...banned.

[formel]

Yes yes yes interesting  question I may think about it but first you're banned.

[Emily]

GUARDS!

[formel]

You called ma'am? Oh you want to get banned, my pleasure to follow that order ma'am..

[Emily]

OMG! YOU KINKY! GUARDS!   BANN THIS INTERLOPER.

[Thulas]

Of course, but that means that you need to be banned, too.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Ban is one of forms of enlightenment that you should indulge with...

[Cloe]

There is much knowledge in this ban. You can have it, with no cost

[Rasta the Lion]

A ban for the cute fairy. No, no need to thank me.

[Cloe]

Such a generous lion you are, you deserve the best ban from me

[Rasta the Lion]

You're so adorable I could just ban you. Which I do.

[Cloe]

Be a good cat and accept this cuddleban, please

[Rasta the Lion]

No need to ask for one, I ban you with my pleasure.

[Cloe]

The pleasure in banning you is all mine

[Rasta the Lion]

Rasta will purr and ban you after.

[Cloe]

Banned for not giving the best purrs

[Rasta the Lion]

Banned because I'm a lion. Don't expect me to purr better than I roar.

[Cloe]

Banned because it's late for roaring. Wouldn't want to wake up the neighbourhood

[Rasta the Lion]

Banned because my neighborhood consist of rocks, trees and a lake. I don't think they'll mind the roars.

[Cloe]

Shh, let's keep this quiet and be banned

[Rasta the Lion]

Sorry, I didn't hear you... I've heard something regarding ban... oh you want to get banned ? No problem !