The Banning Game - II

[Cloe]

Banned for joining too late. I'll have to go soon

[Duoleb The Chosen]

i have 2 bans, it shoud be enough for you

[MikeMetal]

I have two things. One is a beer the other is a ban. You get the ban I keep the beer, thank me later.

[Thulas]

Banned because you must be drunk.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because I'm hungry, now. Won't get drunk on empty stomach.

 

 

[Thulas]

I see what you did there; banned though.

[MikeMetal]

You won't see this ban to you though. Or actually I think you see it just fine.

[Thulas]

Banned for not telling me what the fuck I am doing here.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because you'll vanish if I do that.

[Thulas]

Banned for not saving me from the cops then.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because you give no signs of helping. Actually you give no signs at all when you poof.

[Thulas]

Banned because it wouldn't be a poof then. Duh!

[MikeMetal]

Enough bans given, for now. Enjoy this one, for now.

[Thulas]

Your beerless body shall be banned.

[MikeMetal]

Your waffleless mouth suffers the same fate.

[Thulas]

That's what she said.

And then she banned you.

[MikeMetal]

I don't give waffle to girls, only cream. To you, I give ban.

[Thulas]

Creamwaffelistically banned.

[MikeMetal]

A fantastic ban for you. On the house.

[Thulas]

You have no house, you banned bum.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not adopting me, then.

[Thulas]

Ok, you are adoted now. Have fun with your new sisters and a ban.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because I already have fun with them. That's nothing new.

[Thulas]

True, but they are now YOUR SISTERS.

Which makes you banned.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because that means Titanic's dream finally gets accomplished.