The Banning Game - II

[Laura]

Banned for not being sober.

[Guest]

Banned for I am.

[Stross97]

Banned for being sober

[Caster Medea]

Banned for being so drunk that you almost seem sober.

[nonusnomeni]

infiltrators shall be

BANNNNNNED

[Guest]

Banned for I just want to start this over.

[Caster Medea]

Banned for not letting me ban Nonusnomeni.

That lovely grumpy cat deserves tuna.

[Guest]

Banned for wanting to feed the grumpy cat here. Make an offering to his dominion, the thread of a million meows.

[Caster Medea]

Banned and turned into cat food. This shall suffice!

[Guest]

Banned because that wasn't the way I wish to die, meh. Beggars cant be choosers.

[Caster Medea]

Banned because there always is a choice. Even beggars have them. This is the curse of free will.

[Guest]

Banned because free will is an illusion when someone else has foresight.

[Laura]

Banned for saying foresight.

[Caster Medea]

Banned because I read 'foreskin' at first for some reason, and that'd be inappropriate.

[Guest]

Banned for having foreskins on the mind.

[Caster Medea]

Banned for having a mind made out of foreskin.

[Guest]

Banned for being incorrect, my mind is made of welded steel plate rusted over and with the occasional ballistic impact.

[Caster Medea]

Banned for having a rusted steel plate covered with foreskin hide as his mind then!

[Guest]

Banned for you get used to the combination, but forget things frequently.

[Caster Medea]

Banned because you forgot that you are banned.

[Guest]

Banned because I forgot I was alive. Have trouble with that at times.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Banned because Revenants are alive . . . sort of.

[Millicent Bystander]

banned because so is electrical current

 

[Stross97]

Banned for screaming

[Caster Medea]

Banned for being barely audible. Speak up, don't whisper.